Zenigundam

That's because politicians don't get laid unless they bang their secretaries. Everybody knows that. Zero correlation

The age of consent is too clutch over here. <3 :it:

And you just played around with the search filters as a joke with your friend over your house and you set the max age to like 48, and all of a sudden you came across your dad's profile on the site even though he's married! And then you and your friend look at each other and you sneak over to your dad's room (door is locked) and put your ear against the door and hear him wacking off while saying in a very desperate voice, "Please respond. Please respond. Please respond. Please respond". Would you tell your mom about all this?

They're going to tackle him to the ground and put his face into the concrete because they're pissed that he ran off with one of his students and find the whole situation deplorable, so he's going to get roughed up but it won't be reported as police brutality.

Why the :barf:? I was 16 not too long ago, and it's a very mature age and I'm glad this state's laws realize that crucial fact.

Hot 17 year old strawberry blonde legal age babe hanging from my neck giving me hickies as I watch Jason hack up camp counselor bubbleheaaaaaaaads. <3

but Crash Bandicoot wears jean shorts and sneakers, but never wears a shirt.

Going to sleep. Good night. I'll be back here tomorrow. Well later on today, but also tomorrow tomorrow. :it:

It was fun. ::]::

Not bad company... I believe Jean Claude Van Damme's been doing the straight to DVD thing for a while and they've been playing Kickboxer: Vengeance on Spike for the past few months.

I had to google that one. Ok... Married with Children. Yeah, I remember my dad used to watch that show when I was a wee young lad, but I hate my dad.

Is your uncle a lone wolf alpha male warrior stud?

Still don't know who that guy is lol.

Compare me to a famous person in history.

I used to watch it ad nauseam when it played on HBO, but it's been a while and I wanted to watch it online, but Putlocker only has the first half of the movie up. That was a good movie/miniseries though. 8)

Don't be, that's just how my hands are. :

She's my girlfriend now.

Kurt Angle is a scrub.

Her last text said that she was "watching TMZ". Whatever that means. I think she means Extra or Access Hollywood or some sh-t. Anyway, I need to text her back because she logged back into OKC. Yeah she wants to meet up on Saturday and let me pound her thirsty HS ass, but I can't risk some meathead dumbass jock stealing her from me.

That's alotta damn pills. Only thing I take is alcohol. <3

I've had my NES Classic since December. Maybe next time you should leave the confines of your mom's basement, go out into the world, and actually buy one?

Wish I could be doing that right now.... With a hot blonde bitch hanging from my neck as I reel in a big caaaaaaaaatch. :blank:

60 is not 80, Viper. Haven't you always claimed to be good at math? I'm not good at math, yet here I am.. punking you.

Wow that's terrible. Your grandpa and your dad in such a short period of time, and your dad was in his 60s, right? It wasn't his time. Sorry about the losses, man. I think you should still stick around, but an extended/permanent break from here might help a lot.

Do you realize that this habit of yours almost got you arrested by a cop for a felony?