Zenigundam

This thread's supposed to be about me....

When the colors change, it makes me so excited inside... in my pants... :it:

Ummmm duh. : I'm fighting for the rights of my disenfranchised penis. :it:

Lol this isn't about me. I'm loveable and a supreme gentleman. <3

When he's captured a woman's affections and then she abruptly stops responding to his texts and calls. That's when he truly snaps. </3

I don't wanna pay them anything tbh. :it:

That reminds me of in Skyrim when I got hit by a master vampire and that muthafcker gave me vampirism and every time the sun came out and I decided to go for a run, my stamina would take ages to replenish and people in inns would keep talking about how pale I looked.

This be that World War II shit when Hitler was surrounded, except I'm a nice guy, unlike him, and the ladies love me.

Bro I doubt you played sports

I'll eat it this time, but... Next time get it right. >(

Yes, I'd like a carved turkey footlong on Italian bread with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, oil and vinegar, and oregano please.

"DO YOU WANT ANYTHING?" Holy crap...

I bet I'd kick his ass

What are you guys in the mood for? I'm actually feeling something science fiction like Fortress or Alien: Resurrection

Without his little toys I mean. Does he know how to throw them hands?!?!? :

I actually had to google him because I've never seen an episode, so I wasn't sure what he looked like.

First ep was the awesomesauce though. :it:

Excellent taste in everything Ah that's the good life right there...

Actually, Mr. Scientist, scientific studies have proved that many people work better and more efficiently under the influence of alcohol because, for them, it removes critical panic stimuli that would alter performance... "Mr. Scientist".

But tbh if most of us were Affleck, we'd only keep up the lachrymose appearance right up until the point where he's out of sight, so that he doesn't change his mind and break the glass and say, "Nah f--k this actually! You got the shortest straw. Get your ass over here!" and then once that elevator thing goes out of sight, we'd be celebrating, "FUCK YEAH!!! I'm going back alive and I'm gonna get laid tonight! No more having to watch my mouth around daddy because daddy... IS GONE!! " Yeah not to sound like a dick, but that's the normal response.

when Bruce Willis pulls the switcheroo on him. Yeah that never gets old, badass heroism 8)

Love that line, and it translates well to a boyfriend-girlfriend scenario, can relate from several of my OKC convos that went dead because some asshole jock beta male tricked her and the superior, supreme gentleman (that'd be me) was left in the dust. It's like getting robbed at gunpoint by some weak ass kid! :it:

... Who?

Did you not get the bait and switch thread title? He made it sound like it was about women, if you even know about them.

Nice clickbait I was legitimately rattled for a second as it pains my ego to see other UEMBers pick up the women I so desire.