Zenigundam

I thought Netflix was supposed to have exclusively new movies.

Son of a bitch...

Every time I die, I have to start over. It's getting me kinda mad. Makes me wanna rage text one of the OKC girls who gave me her number, but stopped replying because she's fucking somebody this weekend. :it:

Haha was he on the old boards? I feel like he's an alt, but I can't recall anybody ever agreeing with my stance on dating before, so maybe he's just one of the rare UEMB newbs. Anyway, I like how he thinks. :it:

That was so four hours ago.

Obviously we want to tell them, "Get away, you're weird", but we're all scared about they'll react!! Some of them might SNAP, possibly on the spot! :it:

I was multitasking between this and my NES Classic, and I went into the kitchen to retrieve my chicken tenders from the toaster oven, and there were FLAMES RAGING WITHIN!!! HOLY FUCK, even though I've had some stuff to drink today, I brought out of my daze and exclaimed, "Oh shit!!" and ran over and got my chicken tenders out and then I started blowing on the flames with really heavy puffs because they weren't THAT big, but that didn't put them out. Anyway, they're gone now because I left it open, so that they could die on their own, but I need to clean that oven out. -_'

The townspeople are nerds who get no girls, and Bagu brings countryside hotties to his cabin in the woods all the time, so basically my best friend is an old school, medieval player, and he's one of my many friends because I'm so popular that I have friends in the real world and beyond, so yeah, don't be jealous.

Watch your language, man. *puts ghostrek in a rear naked chokehold*

I'm their big brother.

Honestly, I would go insane if that happened. Legal age teens love me, so I really can't afford to be kept away. And I mean platonic love. :it:

It's because it's so much social pressure. It makes you feel like you're friendless when the UEMB goes down! :it:

Thank you. I get this all the time. <3

Need a gangsta smiley

How about I get the badass lone wolf lady killer gigolo award? S:

Oh hi there it's you.* S:

Please don't curse at me... I don't want anyone to get hurt tonight.

But I actually was decently popular... Girls, parties, booze, you name it basically.

*grabs you quickly by the throat*

How did it make you feel? :it:

Wow that was gay

is gonna be badass and gangsta? :it:

I love girls. I wanna get a hot one pregnant.

Think back to when you liked girls and you'll understand me. Every guy thinks like I do.

She was screaming at me the other day calling me a lazy asshole or something.