Zenigundam

I'm a lady killer.

Sonic Rico And yes I could have dominated in HS football, but I just didn't want all of that attention.

I don't know, but HS parties with legal age women is where it's at.

What for? You never use them anyway. You buy them and they expire.

Well we'd probably be married with three kids, but I don't know what was going through that crazy girl's head.

I told you guys about that cheerleader who I approached nervously at her locker to try to make moves on her, and the next day she told my cousin to tell me never to talk to her again? Well she got married to some meathead last year, and apparently the marriage isn't looking so hot since I used a dummy FB account to check up on her and her relationship status went from public to private. Yeah so I think a separation or divorce is in the works, if it hasn't happened already. Why didn't she just choose me? Now she has to learn the hard way... *sigh*

Sociopath

I have way more DVDs than I do Blu-rays, and I don't want to have to hook up the DVD player downstairs, plus this is like a revenge plot because I can't believe.my sh-- caught the mythical yellow light of death. I seriously refuse to watch stuff at reduced size ony PS4, my living room TV is huge for a reason ?

Panties..

It's an honest question. *slaps you across the face* ?

You need to use a question mark at the end of this sentence, not a period.

No I'm talking about the movie It.

I'll give it a 5/10 and give the original a 7/10, but I think it tries way too hard to prove that it's set in 1989 whereas the childhood part of the original just sets it in 1960 without even trying.

Not at all. Greasy diner food with hard liquor= Alpha Salad and croutons with Starbucks coffee= Beta

I really think he could have been a solid actor. Like he would been perfectly cast in any role that called for an antagonist who was an outcast and wanted to exact revenge on those who ostracized him. I mean even if his acting skills were crappy, he could have had a career starring in cheaply produced, Lifetime quality, made for TV movies. Plus, his dad worked in the television/film industry, so perhaps he could have pulled some strings and gotten ya boy ER a start.

Heart attacks are pretty beta, but the people who get them are serious alphas because heart attacks are basically just a swarm of white knights coming to the rescue of a hot blonde supermodel who would never go on a date with them because they see the alpha she's with taking her phone from her because he caught her texting some other guy out of boredom.

I made the eggs in the same pan that I made the bacon in because I figured I was going to eat them together anyway, and I didn't want to have to wash a third frying pan. Anyway, by the time I plated the eggs, there was a small puddle of oil on my plate. Whatever, I'll be fine. My body is strong, as would be expected for a lone wolf alpha male warrior, so I'll just let my stomach settle down for about fifteen more minutes and then I'll down this Milwaukee's Best.

Duh, I don't cook these things often

6 eggs w/ cheddar, bacon, and two slices of taylor ham, but I put way too much oil on the frying pans. Crap.... I want to drink my second 32 ouncer right now, but I'm afraid of throwing up, plus I think I just expedited any kind of heart related ailment that might stop me from getting to 100.

but it seems like I'm a big time trend setter. I notice a lot of people downplaying my brilliance insofar as my diction, dress, and mannerisms are concerned, and then a week later those same people will copy everything that I do to try to impress the cuties (to no avail of course). Wow... I don't understand why this is happening. Am I really just that cool?

Yeah I'm pretty nice, but the second they ignore me or start talking to other guys because I bolstered their confidence, I make sure to remind them that I was the one who made them who they are!!! ?

You could only dream of saving the hot girls who I plan to save

Lol I'm not. Anyway, that's why guys have to be careful because girls can get restraining orders so easily these days. Do I strike you as a guy who needs TROs? No. But because of "society", girls can do that to perfectly good guys.

Dead serious

I dunno.... I'll be honest, I got a restraining order put against me one time because I showed up at a basketball game that this girl was keeping score for (she was a teacher at the school), and it was just a real pain because I had to go to court three times because she didn't show up the first two times, mostly because she knew that the whole thing was ridiculous and she had simply gone too far, but yeah TROs are a real pain. I forgave her because she just snapped I guess, but yeah, you've gotta be careful because sometimes girls just blow things out of proportion and run to law enforcement when a short conversation is the real remedy.