Zenigundam

Hmmm mind coming up with your own opinions? ... Because I believe that was naraku360's opinion... 🐯

Ermmmm... oh never mind

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Dude... never do that again...

Dude... Go on Shark Tank or something, I was referring to my badass relationships with young ladies. 😐

Please don't use the g word, young man. *gets in naraku's face, young legal age blonde 18 year old cheerleaders encourage me by blowing kisses in my direction* 💪🏋️‍♂️🤾‍♂️

I probably could, but I wouldn't want to because the young cuties would be clinging to my neck, attempting to give me hickies, in other words extorting me for my looks and lone wolf alpha male warrior demeanor. 😡

Oh he's five years younger than my mom actually but you know what I was getting at

If he could have thought on his feet and said cool shit, he would have been an alpha male warrior legend of comedy, but now it's basically too late since he's my mom's age, but he can still try anyway!!! 🐻

Haha why did he have to get old

I should call the cops on him for hitting on HS freshmen as a grown man 🤧

Ronin* why does my cell phone keep editing this lol. He never even got Serena, Tuxedo Mask was just an angsty teen, plus wasn't he like 20 hitting on a 14 year old that's creepy bro, go after a college age chick wow

That's one way to look at it, but every episode of Sailor Moon had this one dude who threw roses but could never actually make a serious move on his love interest aka Tuxedo Mask aka beta boy, the Robin Warriors just weren't thinking about romance since they knew they could rake at any time

Everybody knows about alphas and betas. This isn't some forgotten legend, alphas make out with the cute, albeit promiscuous, cuties at their jobs but retain employment status, and betas fetch the coffee and dream about overtaking the alphas, but mostly via the internet. 💪🐻🐃

Dude, don't make fun of my friend he's a warrior

I try to stay within legal bounds. 16 is the age of consent in NJ, but I always post 18 on here because I know that all states and opinions aren't created equally. 💔...💪🏋️‍♂️🐻

Ronin Warriors= Alpha Reboot= Beta Gundam Wing= Pure Bullshet

I never knew it was from the 80s though lol. It beat the shit out of weak shows like Reboot and Gundam Wing though. Those are for betas, the Robin Warriors were f#%$ing everybody up like Keith and the Voltron homies. 🐻💪🏋️‍♂️

Feet are good. I have a foot fetish with hot women aged 18-20. ❤

Yeah all old movies and you know I'm not a comedy guy, but Billy Madison is timeless. 😐💪💏🐻

Did you really have to include that weak smiley in your post? God this generation and their beta emoticon tendencies...

And he will get every hot girl he wants... even if he has to create an online dating site account... 💪🏋️‍♂️🐷

No, I'm straight, I'm just saying he's a badass dude who can get any hot betch who ever lived because he's a legitimate alpha male. 🐭

Yeah if by captivity you mean confined to a Holiday Inn suite with a hot, blonde model type, then I would say that your clairvoyant take on my alpha male warrior friend's near future is quite accurate. Wow that guy's such a beast... and he just might go back to that same store for the hair gel today... 💪