Zenigundam

That was a long time ago

You run into Kid Zeni. Let's say '99, and you seem him berating Melissa (whoa I really do want to type out her full name) for not reciprocating those feelings of intense passion he's felt for her for a while. He wants Melissa to be his first kiss because he hasn't hit puberty yet and kissing is his version of sex atm. What do you tell him?

You're thinking too much imo You're posting like I used to throughout the 2000s

All right.. Drop the weed...

Not likely seeing as I'm the author of this thrilling novel. Believe me, I'm writing this work of art for future generations. I'm already saddened by the state of Generation Z, and I'm hopeful that this book, and the lessons contained within, can assist them in losing their virginity and reproducing, in addition to acquiring various other life skills which they, on average, seem to be sorely lacking in. And another critical factor in my writing this book is that I hope that some of the Gen Z readers can divulge some of my hidden, alpha male secrets from it. This isn't like placing a bomb on a cracked wall in a Legend of Zelda game though, they're really gonna have to search within themselves to uncover these secrets...

A wise man indeed

An autobiographical account of how Zeni rose from the gangsta lifestyle to fame and glory and living lavioushly, surrounded by sexy, legal age, teenage women. Buy the book when it drops. A worthwhile read 🤘 Zeni is money in Japanese, the inspiration but I've said that many times

The baby isn't doomed, you're extremely jelly. Johnnygundam is coming soon.

The only things I wish I had back were my Robocop and Alien action figures (long gone) from when I was 7 and all my stuffed animals (Tiger's friends) that my mom threw out before my freshman year of HS. Other than those things? Not really

OkCupid has been quiet lately. I require sex with hot ladies.

What's the ADA?

Fuck... This actually is what's going on. I actually think unemployment checks would keep me afloat, but yeah this must mean I'm on thin ice. 🕵

Why do I get the feeling my coworkers in that classroom couldn't stand my antics? 😼

I can type run-on sentences and communicate in unnecessarily lengthy diction if I so choose to, but I don't understand how you didn't understand what I was using the asterisk for in that post. You're older than I am! 🐷

The asterisk was intended to indicate that I was replacing "ghostrek" with your horribly inaccurate conception of ghosty's username.

Lmao, if anything I created a badass work environment.

ghostrek*

I was thinking that was a distinct possibility, but why? What did I even do? 🐰

You realize that everything I've ever posted in these communities actually happened, right? All right, I didn't make out with a couple of legal age babes or beat up people, but everything else happened. 👮

Chill, I wasn't fired, everything's A okay, I might even be making the wrong assumption here (probably not). This might be a test trial in a different classroom environment to assess the extent of my job skills.

Seems the teacher felt I was too confrontational, so I was moved to a different place. My alpha male antics will live on.... 💪🔥🤵 ... forever....

Not sure, I normally don't. 😸

Yeah it flashed quickly, but I thought I saw it say Joe by KO. The screenshot in here was confirmation and he did tell the mechanic that "our team won" or something like that. That finale was just really weird though. It bounced all over the place without rhyme or reason. The most suspenseful part was when Joe had yet to appear in the 1 year fast forward part, so it makes you think based on the title of the episode and the hospital scene that he might be dead.

That was a really weird final episode, but I'm going to assume Joe won Megalonia, Yuri ended up wheelchair bound because of the effects of taking off his gear and getting banged around for 13 rounds, and I don't really get what the sideplot with the woman trying to pitch the Shirato gear to the military had to do with anything other explaining that gear is just a supplement that isn't needed by the highest level fighters. I'll have to give it as a whole a 7/10. Final episode was very strange

The virgin levels are off the charts in here...