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The sheer terror. :ghost:

Cau[/member] Cause it's just horrible not horror. I'd never insult my favorite genre like that. Also, I realized that I didn't put a date next to the exorcist so I am going to have to fix that... I hope someone finds the guide helpful.

I actually remember when those were originally posted, I guess I don't miss everything that's funny.

Are you jealous of his anal talents or something? I can't believe you even opened that. I didn't until I saw this reply...... I was expecting something racist and just got a talented lady spinning something in her pornographic asshole.

Now I can listen to geegee in stereo. Thanks.

I'll show you beta male lifestyle, bend over.

I have yet to watch it, it's really popular and I've heard lots of good things about the series. I've just never been one to watch anime about sports or cooking or games. There is one exception to that rule that I recently watched and enjoyed. But other than that I dunno. Maybe I'll watch it at some point, but I have many other things on my watch list.

http://unevenedge.com/horror/sandy's-horror-cinema-recommendations-volume-3/ I'm merely posting this here because I know that many do not venture to forums other than FFA, Rants, or Anime. I just wanted to give everyone a chance to see it if they might need new ideas for horror films to watch today.

SANDY'S HORROR CINEMA RECOMMENDATIONS: VOLUME 3!!! Note: This is the third iteration of this list of recommendations for horror films to watch this Halloween. The first two were on ASMB, this is the first version I am posting here. Background: I have watched a ton of Horror films of all varieties since I was a young kid sneaking them behind my parent's back. I have seen many different types of movies from all different sub-genre's of Horror, and this list is a list of the best stuff I would recommend to other people to watch this Halloween if they have limited experience with Horror films. This is not a fully comprehensive list, but it is a solid attempt I think of a wide variety of suggestions. Method: These suggestions are listed in the order that I would rank them roughly for each sub-genre that I am covering in this list. I generally ranked them based on a few factors namely: Overall feeling of fear it gave me during, lasting impression it gave me after, Uniqueness of the content or topic of the film, and How overall disturbing I found the subject matter to be personally (e.g. how likely would I have been to think about the possibility of said stuff on my own). I gave a few brief tags to some of the films based on things which I think viewers may find interesting or may want to avoid watching because they personally find it too disturbing or distasteful to watch. I have also included the year each film was made available to the public in parenthesis next to the name. I tried to give recommendations from a variety of time periods. Tags ---------------------- Surrealism: Horror that uses imagery or content that is overly absurd or impossible but intentionally vivid in order to make a point or evoke a particular emotion. Gore: Horror that heavily utilizes gore and physically graphic scenes or imagery. Sexual Violence: Horror that includes things such as: genital mutilation, strange sexual fetishes or desires used to emphasize a disturbing feeling in the audience, fictional depictions of rape, molestation, or otherwise graphic violence during sexual acts. Animal Violence: Horror that includes scenes that in some way harm non-antagonist creatures, such as pets or other friendly or protective animals. Tense: Horror that makes use of many scenes which are meant to invoke feelings of tension in the view such as being chased, being in a very physically dangerous situation for a prolonged period, Being captive for an extended period. Supernatural: Horror that contains content about otherworldly entities which may include things like: ghosts, witches, magic, spirits, demons, aliens, extra-dimensional beings, mythical monster/creatures, angels, gods, or demigods. Foreign: Made in a country that's primary language is not english (e.g. countries other than US, UK, or Australia) ATMOSPHERIC DRAMA HORROR: These films rely on a dramatic fictional narrative which places a protagonist(s) in an unusual or disturbing setting or scenarios. Slashers and Splatter which are specific but prominent subsets of drama horror are included in their own category below. 20. Annabelle (2014) Supernatural, Tense 19. The Conjuring 1/2 (2013, 2016) Supernatural, Tense 18. Sinister 1/2 (2012, 2015) Supernatural, Tense, Gore, Animal Violence 17. The Grudge (2004) Supernatural, Tense 16. The Ring (2002) Supernatural, Tense 15. 28 Days Later (2002) Supernatural, Gore 14. REC (2007) Supernatural, Gore, Foreign, Tense 13. Let The Right One In (2008) Supernatural, Foreign 12. It Follows (2014) Surrealism, Tense, Supernatural, Sexually Violent 11. The Descent (2005) Tense, Supernatural, Gore 10. Excorcist (1973) Supernatural, Gore, Surrealism 10. The Last House On The Left (1972, 2009) Tense, Gore, Sexually Violent 9. Steven King's IT (2017) Surrealism, Tense, Supernatural, Sexually Violent, Gore (highly recommend this over the original as it is closer to the book and does a better job with the subject matter) 8. I Spit On Your Grave (1978, 2010) Sexually Violent, Gore 7. Cannibal Holocaust (1980) Sexually Violent, Gore, Animal Violence 6. The Evil Dead (1981, 2013) Sexually Violent, Gore, Supernatural, Animal Violence 5. Inside (2007) Tense, Gore, Sexually Violent, Foreign 4. Irreversible (2002) Gore, Sexually Violent, Foreign 3. Hellraiser 1/2 (1987, 1988) Gore, Sexually Violent, Surrealism, Supernatural, Tense 2. Suspiria (1977) Surrealism, Gore, Tense, Supernatural, Foreign 1. Martyrs (2008) Surrealism, Gore, Tense, Supernatural, Sexual Violence, Foreign ATMOSPHERIC PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR These films rely heavily on a general feeling of unease in the viewer over psychological fears of the unknown, common superstitions, or repulsion to the taboo. Typically these do not have a specific or obvious protagonist and the exact nature of events may change drastically over the course of the film, whereas the problems in Drama Horror stay very consistent. Body Horror is a specific subgenre of this type and is listed in a seperate category below. 15. The Sixth-Sense (1999) Supernatural, Tense 14. VHS/VHS 2 (2012, 2013) Supernatural, Gore, Sexual Violence 13. The Taking of Deborah Logan (2014) Supernatural, Gore, Tense 12. Dark Skies (2013) Supernatural, Tense 11. Don't Breathe (2016) Tense, Gore 10. Get Out (2017) Supernatural, Gore, Tense, Sexual Violence 9. As Above So Below (2014) Surrealism, Tense, Gore, Foreign 8. The Babadook (2014) Surrealism, Animal Violence, Tense 7. The Witch (2015) Surrealism, Tense, Supernatural 5. Raw (2016) Gore, Sexually Violent, Foreign 4. Antichrist (2009) Surrealism, Gore, Tense, Supernatural, Sexually Violent 3. The Midnight Meat Train (2008) Surrealism, Gore, Tense, Supernatural 2. The Shining (1980) Surrealism, Tense, Sexual Violence, Supernatural 1. Jacob's Ladder (1990) Surrealism, Tense, Supernatural SLASHER HORROR A subset of Drama Horror with a specific character set, namely: Single Antagonist or Villain, Chases and Attacks Protagonist with very few pauses, typically very violent usually utilizes extremely gory or physically painful scenes 10. Scream (1996) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense 9. Child's Play (1988) Gore, Sexual Violence Tense 8. Wrong Turn (2003) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense 7. Psycho/American Psycho (1960, 2000) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense 6. Halloween (1978) Gore, Sexual Violence, Supernatural, Tense 5. Friday The 13th (1980) Gore, Sexual Violence, Supernatural, Tense 4. Nightmare on Elmstreet (1984) Gore, Sexual Violence, Supernatural, Tense 3. The Hills Have Eyes (1977, 2006) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense 2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, 2003) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense 1. Haute Tension (2003) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense SPLATTER HORROR Similiar to the above except it focuses more on a captive, kidnapped, protagonist(s) and also usually involves extremely graphic scenes of rape and/or torture and/or murder. Do not recommend watching these if you do not have a strong stomach.... 8. Would You Rather (2012) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense 7. Silent Hill (2006) Gore, Sexual Violence, Supernatural, Surrealism 6. I Saw The Devil (2010) Gore, Sexual Violence 5. Turistas (2006) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense 4. The Green Inferno (2013) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense 3. Saw 1/2/3 (2004, 2005, 2006) Gore, Tense 2. Hostel 1/2/3 (2005, 2007, 2011) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense 1. Wolf Creek 1/2 (2005, 2013) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense BODY HORROR These films focus heavily on grotesque, disturbing, or violent changes to the human body and/or transformation to a terrifying state of being. These films also typically have heavy science fiction elements. They can be very disturbing to watch especially if you are afraid of diseases, contamination, parasites, etc... 11. Splinter (2006) Gore, Tense, Supernatural 10. The Ruins (2008) Gore, Tense, Sexual Violence, Supernatural 9. The Void (2016) Gore, Tense, Sexual Violence, Surrealism, Supernatural 8. Under The Skin (2013) Gore, Sexual Violence, Tense, Surrealism, Supernatural (this one is very strange and long) 7. Cabin Fever (2002) Gore, Tense, Surrealism, Sexual Violence 6. Alien/Aliens (1979, 1986) Gore, Tense, Surrealism, Sexual Violence, Supernatural 5. Re-Animator (1985) Gore, Tense, Surrealism 4. Dead Ringers (1988) Gore, Surrealism, Sexual Violence 3. Audition (1999) Gore, Tense, Surrealism, Foreign 2. The Thing (1982) Gore, Sexual Violence 1. Eraserhead (1977) Gore, Sexual Violence, Surrealism, Animal Violence

Are you taking questions while pooping? Ok: How is it going thus far?

So I was in the ball-park. That is still not very much.... we are talking about teacher's salary level (in some places probably a bit less actually). Not that I'm trying to attack him for that, I'm just saying I doubt Nabloom will actually make less money than him in perpetuity unless he plans on working retail or fast-food his entire life.

I'll keep that in mind if I ever decide to purchase a ticket. I probably would have guessed as much though having been to a variety of things that were heavily overpriced tourist traps, such as Football/Baseball games at big stadiums and the one trip my Family took to Disney World when I was around 9 years old. It sounds like you're not much older than me then, though it does sound like your several years, my senior. I feel anxious enough about getting older anyways... also I apologize if my comment was unchivalrous.

I thought he only made like 25,000 a year or something, I remember someone pointing that out in a thread or maybe I'm just imagining things. I'm pretty sure you will end up making more than that if you go into a decent career field, as that is not very much.

1996 Olympics? Were you a kid.... I was under the impression you were in my age group. I don't mean that in a bad way either. Also, I've never been to the Olympics, from what you described it sounds like they do the business model where they try to nickel and dime you for being present at said location.... That said, if I could afford it I'd love to go someday, Although I have missed the days of Michael Phelps so there is that drawback. It is nice to know that the Athletes were down to earth enough to entertain audiences with the kids. Inspiration at a young age can make a world of difference sometimes.

I have never been in jail. I'm a good boy. No seriously I am sorry to hear that, and hope it wasn't for very long.

What up bro, welcome to this place... for what it's worth.

I was going to say something similiar to this, so no need now. Best advice in this thread. There is nothing really wrong with you Phillies, you just need to take a few more risks while you're still young. And also put yourself out there more. The first step is to find something that will specifically motivate you to do any of the above, then focus on that like a dart board (this is not easy but you can do it if you want).

Try watching "The Void", recent indie horror movie. It's good and doesn't have highschoolers in it.

That wasn't my point. I honestly don't care if people take issue with him at this point after some of the things he's said which are either offensive or completely lying about things which are sacred to me such as studies of History and Physics. My point was: at least if he was trying to make something quality (quality for him at least) and not making all the one line shit posts that no one knows what they mean. Then there would be less shit I have scan through to get to the things I actually would like to see. It's a matter of personal inconvenience that I am upset at this point.

Quackers[/member] Because you're a cutie. Duh

No worries, this thread wasn't meant to be serious even if it is accurate about my personality.

I've never received anything but compliments when I flirt with other males. I have been told numerous times I have a way with words....

You're just a regular sexpot.... *cough* whore *cough*

You're not just any guy to me Caubert. You should know this by now. inb4 you reject my advances and claim 12 year girl immunity.