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I don't know what to say. But thanks? Thanks. ::spin::

Happy Birthday to me. And yes if you hadn't guessed, its your good pal, Poet. I share my birthday with the Kentucky Derby it seems (for this year, at least). I ask that you drink mint juleps in my honor and send some to me as you watch the horsey races.

It's okay, you can spill the beans if you wish. I do enjoy being anon and an agent of chaos, but somehow I have a feeling that deep down you know. I mean you should know, but people's memory of posting styles grows dimmer the longer one is absent from the party. It's good to be back, though. I've missed you guys. Well.. most of you guys, anyway.

Shia Labeouf, is that you?

Most likely to be Pero Alt *tears open envelope like Steve Harvey * And the winner is.. Bucket Oh wait, no, I'm sorry. I got the wrong envelope. The real winner is Zeni

Fascinating. Tell me more.

Welp. Looks like you have no choice now but to cleanse it with fire. RIP.

God, I barely remember that high school crap. There was a lot that happened here I just suppressed and repressed during my long absence, until stuff like Zeni posts, Fan Collective, and Kapt Krunch alts became distant memories. Or like NaBraniel stalkiing you from the shadows and then vanishing like Sakurazukamori, after the shade has been dealt with surgical knife-like precision.

Dammit.

Sam I Am. Green Eggs and Ham.

The original Mario Bros/Duck Hunt game. Or the original Legend of Zelda game. It's a honestly a toss up. My older half sisters indoctrinated me into video games very early on.

Grit 'n Grind forever. (I really thought the Grizz could've won this first round series, provided they had a healthy Tony Allen providing elite wing defense and Chandler Parsons providing a decent amount of scoring to supplement Conley and the bigs from the bench. The Spurs didn't prove much to me in this series, other than the fact that Kawhi Leonard is supremely great and his supporting cast is going to struggle providing points, and that could be a liability against the Rockets in the Second Round. Yes, I know they have Alrdridge, but he hasn't been a good fit and seems a bit lost at times in Popovich's sets.)

Buddy, if they think John Fox is the coach of the future for them. I got news for them. He ain't. His tenure with the Bears has been a disaster. The only thing I can think why they would keep Fox is to provide some sort of transitional stability and stabilization for the young players of the team. But if they really want to rebuild, they gotta can him AND the GM and start fresh. Start with a young coach who has a fresh mindset, and then have a GM capable of drafting right, signing the right free agents, and making the right trades. You gotta trash this thing with napalm. Otherwise, the Bears will be stuck in the same auto-lose mode as they have been for like 75% of the time since losing in the 06/07 Superbowl. They really should've kept Cutler, I still think he presents the most advantageous winning product even if he was a liability at times. He still has provided the best QB play since the 80's, there can be no doubt.

And then they also vastly overpaid 14 Million to Career Mediocre QB Mike Glennon for whatever reason. I don't know what they're trying to do here. I'm trying to find the positive but I just can't. They really needed to draft a safety but NOPE. Mark my words, the Bears are gonna be so bad again next year.

I really want to know how much cocaine was insufflated by the Chicago Bears' Draft Brain Trust to make them think that trading up to draft Mitchell Trubisky over Deshaun Watson would be a good idea.

Imagine if Magikarp could combo his splash attack into a hyper beam. The universe would implode.

How do you find these people. I mean, no, I shouldn't be surprised you actively seek out sketchy dudes. I really shouldn't. Your track record speaks for itself. I would be shocked if your life hasn't been actively made into an episode of SVU.

The new album is so boss, my dudes.

Sounds That You've Never Heard - Circulatory System

I can see how the likes of you would enjoy Deadpool over Wolverine. It fits into your long history of juvenility perfectly.

Said the pot to the kettle.

The legacy of Zeni looms large among the survivors of the deletocaust, I see. It's good to see the likes of Greeny still keeping on-brand. It warms the very cockles of my embittered heart.

Of course. And being me, I brought a heaping helping of Caramelized Onion Chipotle Dip. Dig in, dudes.