GaiusIuliusCaesar

"He takes the son from his father and crushes him, he takes the girl from her mother and uses her, the warriors daughter, the young man's bride, he uses her, no one dares to oppose him"

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.” Hunter S Thompson

I enjoy scotch and things that taste like scotch

Part one, the epic of Gilgamesh. Tablet 1, taming of the wildman Tablet 6, Ishtar's lovers I'll post more examples as I remember them.

My body is the vessel of the divine essence of godhood that is my superior mind. Also cake, as I had some last night.

Can't argue with that, experience has taught me that barking at attractive women to get naked is the best way to ensure that, that never happens

In my defense I've been consistently horny with or without a girlfriend from around the age of 9 until the present.

Its not, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit

Here is a great tit

The Minoans were quite fond of them

Epimenides said all Cretans are liars, he was from Crete.

His frame is new. His breast is new. His penis is new. His head is made of tin. His teeth are those of a lion. His eyes are those of an eagle. He sees like an eagle. discuss.

The sad part is I recognized that as the chemical model of caffeine instantly.

Odd considering its basically responsible for everything you interact with, this chemical equation in particular is something I could not live without.

Could be worse, it could be flooded with bears, and I mean actual bears not large gay men.

At this point liver failure.

C12H22O11 + H2O + invertase → 2 C6H12O6 C6H12O6 + 2 ADP + 2 Pi + 2 NAD+ → 2 CH3COCOO− + 2 ATP + 2 NADH + 2 H2O + 2 H+ 1. CH3COCOO− + H+ → CH3CHO + CO2 2. CH3CHO + NADH+H+ → C2H5OH + NAD+ :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :beer:

legend? Nah, I'm just an old man with a skooma problem.

I would never suggest downloading morrowind through a torrent because that would be illegal, however I understand that is a popular thing to do and if you already bought a copy of the game for consoles... well... you did pay for the right to play that game.

Have some respect for the classics you N'wah!

He's in Valhalla.

Karma is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.