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Codename: Jackass

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  1. 67. A herniated spinal disc
  2. 66. when that really fat guy at the office eats the last chocolate chip cookie that you had your eye on .
  3. 65. when u poop but it's one of those really foul tarlike consistency ones & u spend 5 minutes wiping
  4. thanks for the update.
  5. Codename: Jackass

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    I don't know. He's just got that look.
  6. My bowels are resilient.
  7. 62. Being bitten or stung by a venomous animal.
  8. 61. Being arrested
  9. 60. Crashing your bike
  10. 59. A gypsy curse
  11. 58. Being robbed
  12. 57. Dying alone and in pain
  13. 56. Racial tension
  14. 55. An infected nipple piercing.
  15. 54. When you spend hours cooking something new and you fuck it up somehow.
  16. 52. Ebola virus disease
  17. 50. Being in debt
  18. 49. Guantanamo Bay
  19. 48. When a parent brings a baby to a movie theater and lets it cry without taking it outside.
  20. 47. When the surgeon leaves a tool inside you and sews you up anyway.
  21. 45. Burning at the stake
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