Codename: Jackass

ASMB tho

People who steal from stores aren't bright, in my experience.

Get his autograph.

Looks like I need to go to the car medic.

Add Pandaka and Killme_then_Kissme to my list.

Herman enjoys being called dirty names as long as you give him a reach-around.

time keeps on slippin slippin slippin into the futuuurrre...

It's been like ten years since I saw that movie. That guy couldn't read, right? The only thing I really remember was how the guy from Tremors was insecure about his penis that looked like a kickstand on a bicycle.

At least you know how to read.

I wanted this thread to cause laughs, not sad.

These past... Jesus Christ, eight years?! These past eight years that I've wasted my life here, I never knew how to read or write. I have dictated all of my posts through my faithful and longsuffering manservant, Herman, and he has carefully read all of your replies and rantings back to me, never holding back. From time to time, you may read something that doesn't really sound quite like me. That is likely my humble manservant, Herman, posting on my account, trying to assassinate my character. In the past, he has attempted to extort more money out of me than what I pay him for his very cushy gig. Anyway, thank you for your attention.

I don't know how to read.

aw man

I thought this thread was going to be about bread ties. I can get down with some banana bread though.

yeah man it's great I'll be able to wear shorts all year around. They're comfortable and easy to wear.

Lifechanging stuff here.

details pls

Good thing Trump's giving support to coal and fracking, if they try really really hard maybe in ten years we'll be cracking 80 in January.

I think I read somewhere that intelligent people are depressed more often. Sure would be nice to have some smarts to go with my sad feels.

In hindsight this was a really stupid thread, I don't even know why I posted it.

trapezius deltoid pectoralis biceps brachialis forearm flexors, of which there are several I'm not sure if your logic holds water tbh fam.

oh lol

>he doesn't get rock hard at the thought of a voluptuous woman with a rock hard, throbbing cock stretching out of her panties What are you, gay or something?

My heart would probably explode.

Star_Wolf HeartlessWarrior ShowItTaMe KaptKrunch Tetsusaiga_775 Kidney chrisgottapiss certainly other people I forgot because I'm a self-absorbed piece of shit