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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. I haven't been serious on the interbutt for years.
  2. It's only gay if she doesn't have a feminine penis, man.
  3. I don't know if you can call what I do "sleeping".
  4. When I was a child, I believed big boobs were the best, but, as I have aged and matured in my sensibilities, I have come to realize that ass is for patricians.
  5. that's what you get for assuming.
  6. Actually I lied. But I can be a girl for you.
  7. Phillies: Half Baked, underrated movie Kudasai: I can't believe anybody else remembers Norman Smiley. DJ Sona: image didn't load SorceressPol: I know that feel Vin_Tybul: lol
  8. Remember when grandma took you to get ice cream and let you read the newspaper even though you were like 6 and only cared about the comics and weather maps?
  9. ...you woke up in the morning and thought "wow, this is going to be a great day!"?
  10. Sounds close to the core issue. Not quite 100% but on the right track.
  11. You could walk into any general store and buy penny candy out of the big glass jars?
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