Codename: Jackass

GOTTA GO FAST

Thanks guys, you're great.

Are you a master prognosticator?

what

lol I was thinking about that the other day. I wish they'd still do that after passing a license test.

How do you know?

Hey you guys have to give me internet points because I said he couldn't spell first. Gimme gimme.

Was wondering when BASED SCALABRINE would make an appearance.

I've tried getting into hockey but just can't dig it.

I guarantee these moon runes I just posted will not translate into what I was trying to say. Good luck deciphering.

私はひきこもりのためにこれらの漫画を見ない。

I haven't played GT6 yet so I don't know, and I don't use the motion sensor to steer. I don't really have too much trouble powersliding but the tires on the car are everything.

Greatest Cowboy of all time. This was hard too, because I could have put Aikman, Emmitt Smith, or Witten up there. I don't follow hockey but this guy is easily the best Star ever.

I thought it was a Texas thing myself, but I only started hearing people use that term like five years ago if that.

Todd Bradley is good qb

I grew up playing 1 and 3 so it's close to my heart. Also I'm borrowing a friend's PlayStation so no Forza right now.

Too bad my state's governor has vowed to veto any legalization attempt. I need a better hookup too. Someone who actually knows strains and doesn't just sell reggie garbage.

Pate have some aesthetic ringz tbh

I like Gran Turismo.

Would be great if I could get stoned without having a panic attack like when I was younger.

Broken taco lady Spilled giant bottle of juice lady Hot microwave bowl Tupperware woman because my cabinets are a mess Ketchup on shirt kid Spilling shit out of wallet guy Sunglasses guy I also cracked an egg directly into the sink a few days ago.

I've heard some people refer to this as a "fox paws". I don't know why they call it that but there you have it. Maybe if I feign ignorance of the correct term I'll seem more amusing.

RIP in peace.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is another good movie.

Learn how to spell, dummy.