Codename: Jackass

Why the fuck would I want any of the creeps that post here to know what I looked like when I was a child? I don't even really want the creeps that post here to know what I look like now. I can hear them saying "huhuhuh ur ugly lol" even now.

No, I've never been stiffed... at work...

I'M SMOKIN DOPE I'M SMOKIN DOPE GOT A HALF A POUND OF ARTICHOKES SCALE BROKE SO WE EYEBALL IT HER TITTIES OUT JUST LIKE NEW ORLEANS

Says the closeted homosexual. Protip: it's not losing your virginity just because you put something in your ass.

Explain

Before I count it I done damn near spent it Put a brick on ya in some Rick Owens Flow sick gotta call it pneumonia I'm on ya

How many?

Why am I hunting it? Explain

Tell me what I don't know, baby bitch.

Nothing better to do than dick around on IB (I mean FFA oops) and pretend like he matters. Probably didn't get enough attention as a kid. The type who'd talk shit to his classmates to get a reaction or pretend like getting that Gamecube mattered when half theclass already had one or better. PS2 was GOAT anyway.

Here's me posting in your thread. Enjoy my attention. Soak it in. You need my validation.

Read the fucking article I posted.

Essentially the lawmaker is protesting the draconian abortion laws that were passed recently. https://www.texastribune.org/2017/03/12/rep-farrar-bill/ "When it comes to issues related to health, state Rep. Jessica Farrar says that men should have to undergo the same 'unnecessary' and 'invasive' procedures that she says Texas women are subjected to under recently passed state laws. "That’s why the the Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for men with medical information related to the benefits and concerns of a man seeking a vasectomy, a Viagra prescription or a colonoscopy. The bill would also let doctors invoke their 'personal, moralistic, or religious beliefs' in refusing to perform an elective vasectomy or prescribe Viagra, among other proposed requirements in the bill. "While Farrar knows her 'proposed satirical regulations' will not become law, she hoped the bill's filing would at least foster a deeper discussion about what should be a priority during session years."

How do they intend to enforce this? Have whack-off detectors everywhere?

are you okay?

Just get busy dyin'. :brownbottle:

I saw a few Mexicans today, no shadows to be found. Was I looking in the wrong place?

/pol/ was a mistake. When will Hiroshima Nagasaki delet this?

Private time is best time.

Fuck

Some crappy metalcore band.

NO

I'm going to get a big coffee for a big man, a big boy.

lol