Codename: Jackass

For the record I pick CCH Pounder but S. Epatha is great.

S. Epatha Merkerson or C.C.H. Pounder?

Alright cool, good thinking. I'll bring 2-liter sodas.

Why the fuck would my parents be here?

Just a cropped version of this. Feel free to make "lol sportsball ur dumb jock cuntcussions" posts.

Well, Professor Bouvre, I've been a naughty wizard indeed. I shouldn't have dabbled in the Dark Arts.

My wand is pretty hard right now.

Vine is dead, yo.

Ah, an /x/-poster.

Hell yeah

4D chess

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This man is a gift and an American treasure.

How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as good as dead.

One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand. He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.

I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time.

My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!

Damn, this itching doesn't sound like it's part of the plan. The Extradimensional Ones are really laying it on thick.

what

you must suffer to ascend sorry man I didn't make the rules

he's some rapper who makes traphouse music or so I've been led to believe I really haven't even listened to his records, I'm just throwing names out.

Because it's uncircumcised? Just guessing wildly now.

I guess the closest for me is Layne Staley but I was like ten years old when he died and he'd been out of the public eye for several years already. I didn't even really know about Alice in Chains then. I just think back on it now and it really destroys me to know the talent that was lost at such a young age to something so preventable. Senseless waste.