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UnevenEdge

Codename: Jackass

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  1. he gone press F to pay respects.
  2. I feel like the answer is so close but I can't name the person. Or maybe you're being serious, I don't know.
  3. yeah man the coyotes around here never shut the fuck up. no wolves though.
  4. It would be funny if it weren't so sad. You forgot to mention his crippling opioid and benzo addictions.
  5. Worst Naraku.
  6. You have to burn the house. Sorry.
  7. Jesus Christ that's horrifying.
  8. Patriots 49ers Browns Steelers Giants Bills Lions Titans Eagles Ravens Rams Packers Chiefs Vikings
  9. When people you don't remember talk to you like an old friend.
  10. Taking charity. Example: your group goes out to eat and you decline because you're broke but then they insist on paying for your meal and make you feel bad when you get a cheap special because you don't like spending other people's money. Or maybe I'm just damaged and can't understand friendship. I enjoy giving but don't like it when people try to give me things.
  11. When people ask about the kind of stuff you like but only want to talk about their favorite things.
  12. Having a stain on my shirt and not being able to change clothes.
  13. Crying children. Holding a baby, or people insisting that you hold their baby. I'm always afraid I'll drop it.
  14. When people expect you to share grief over someone you didn't know.
  15. Hearing someone's stereo in the house down the street.
  16. Finding out someone you know does drugs.
  17. When you have a turd splash down and toilet water hits your ass. Even worse if it touches anus.
  18. No, just vanilla anime tiddies. Loli is irredeemable anyway. Disgusting.
  19. I had to bury my dead cat and touching it was really disconcerting. I killed a snake and even though it was venomous I still felt guilty about it.
  20. That time someone found me looking at hentai.
  21. When people try to debate or challenge my views without provocation.
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