Codename: Jackass

The virtues of Nutraloaf.

Back in ninteen-hundred and nine, prisoners were given a diet of one piece of bread and a glass of water twice a day, and we were lucky to get that! It was the only thing that kept me going between the 18-hour days on the chain gang and the boot parties that the screws liked to give us.

Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a messaaaaaaaaaaage at the beep I must be out or I'd pick up the phone Where could I beeeeeee? Believe it or not, I'm not hoooooooome.

I act like a tool at all times.

I've got a great bit for my sketch comedy show that I'm cooking up. Stick a suction cup dildo to my forehead and walk around town with it flopping around, trying to have normal conversations with people. Eat your heart out, Jackass and Eric Andre.

Prisoners don't need molybdenum, it's prison, not Happy Fun Time Molybdenum Camp.

I thought it was clear resin lol @ me

It was okay but the jokes started to fall flat more and more often.

I doubt it will be revived, and it would be better that it's not. The show was great until about halfway through its run where the characters became more and more flanderized and the situations more cartoony. I have been enjoying the early episodes they've been showing recently. KOTH had a certain magic about it in those first six or seven seasons.

Coming soon: Humanloaf (from the makers of Nutraloaf).

Never fear, Nutraloaf pizza is right around the corner.

Praise Trump!

My mom waited tables for ten years and my dad worked as a line cook for several years as well so I just don't fuck with restaurant staff or service staff in general on general principle. I don't fear the retaliation from the staff, I just don't like to make someone feel like shit unless they truly deserve it, and the person filling up my tea glass at Applebee's ain't on my shit list. Also I work in a service job and I really don't want to be the one asshole who ruins someone's day.

Can we agree that the people responsible for this Facebook post should be taken behind a shed and flogged savagely?

I've been making it for breakfast, lunch and dinner over the past week and I can't get enough of it. The world will soon be fed on a combination of Nutraloaf and nut spread (not allowed to contain less than 40% nuts).

Donald Trump (PBUH) will be our President for Life, just as THE LORD intended.

BUT WOULD YOU EAT IT?

It's not the tip in and of itself, it's the way in which they carrot and stick the server.

Donald Trump will never sway from the path, he is a Conservative Republican sent to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

Loaf that contains all of your basic diet needs in one hot cooked loaf for you to enjoy. Also used as punishment food at US prisons. RECIPE FOR NUTRALOAF (During September and October of 2009, Nutraloaf was prepared by Aramark and provided to the Milwaukee County Jail using a recipe that contained the following ingredients:) Makes 2 portions 3.5 oz potatoes 6 oz carrots 4 oz tomato sauce 4 oz chopped celery 4 oz poultry or ground beef 2.5 oz "dairy blend" 5 oz plain beans 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1 cup biscuit mix 4 tsp chili powder 1/4 tsp salt

I will be voting a straight Republican ticket, just like in every election, just as The LORD intended.

Marijuana is illegal and immoral and I won't enable druggies, young man.

Back to the subject of the Roto Wipe, I don't fancy having to clean it after every use, and I bet it's a bitch to clean anyway. I'll continue killing trees to clean my ass, thanks.