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I call "bullshit" on this one. I can't see her calling you "mom"....ever. I just imagine her calling you by your name.......because you're just another person/adult to her.

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Necrobumping, @cyberbully? Slow night in Dumpster Fires?

The Hot Ones Final Dab hot sauce....that one.....

I disagree with that being TrigunBebop.......that's a latex glove, not a balloon.

Yeah...about that. When was the last time you actually realized your kid? Not your momma, YOU. When is the last time you paid bills on time? Or had a NON dead-end job? Or graduated? I’m not brain dead, obviously, because you constantly have to point out how you don’t get it how I have money and can have nice things

Wait.....you can afford this? Don't you have to pay back your mom and shit?

..........Diabetes....you have diabetes....or dysentery. You’re going to die soon. Also, you’re a doughboy, you have plenty of dad bod going on....any further, and you’ll hit stuffed toy, or marshmallow. Or pedophile.

Pot. Kettle. Black.

So......I’m confused. Which one are you? It’s important here.

Awww....I’m sorry. I used adult langue around the little kid. Honestly, if you don’t like the adult language, stay the fuck out of my responses, asshat. also, I can do what ever the fuck I want, so blow it out your ass, cocksucker....or I SHOULD say, pedophile.

Why do you give a fuck?

Yeah......you’re nasty, all right.....the prescriptions and pills tell me that

Dude. Did you seriously tag Pat in this? What the actual fuck? You DO realize it doesn’t matter, right? We are not owned by anyone, and there is no age restriction for this place. So, what the fuck are you on about? It would be different if say.....they were that age and posted CP. Also, knowing who is involved, it’s probably a joke, anyway.

Your right hand. Well....it IS the holidays......so....your LEFT hand.

Pidgeys spawn from every orifice here in Dallas. Every orifice. I gave up on shiny hunt. I only get low IV shiny Pokémon.

Because the only thing more useless than Alolan Pokémon.....is useless evolutions for evolution sake

TL;DR: You’ve fucked up any possibilities with men because you’re a dirty vaginal discharge. It’s the other way around. You think they want to keep you around? They don’t. I can tell you why, but I know you won’t listen. I could tell you how to instantly become more attractive, successful, and monogamous, but, as we ALL know, you’ll: Blow me off Ignore me Miss the point entirely Be a whore Be a STUPID whore Fuck it up Care more about your fucking drug addiction than anything else Insult the very people you want to attract Try to insult me and my successful relationship Not accept the fact that you are a dumpster fire and failure of a human So, yeah. No. I’m not going to help you, because you are a sad, pathetic failure of a woman who is just now realizing that nobody truly likes, loves, or respects her because she spent her life whoring. It’s too late to start trying to be a better person now, because you’ve fucked up all possibilities of that. Start collecting cats and dogs now, bitch, because that about the only male companionship you’ll have from now on.

No.

That’s because.....well.....what else is there in Brooklyn other than shitty white people and pigeons? wait.........you WANT Pidgey spawns? The actual fuck?

I’m on that same one. I have to catch a Ditto still. FUCK. THAT. QUEST.

Also, got another 100%......Togepi...

ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING TIME.