Naraku4656

I can't believe you'd give it away before marriage you harlot

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Tell Gordon to fix it

I achieved the impossible. I out pizza’d the hut. I did it, but at what cost. Everything, everything I had, everyone I loved, every one of my dreams. I went to the Pizza Hut and gave them a slice of pizza and the employee behind the counter said “mmmmm oh yeah” a better reaction to the pizza he had bought at the hut when he tasted it. He looked at me in horror and pointed a scrawny twisted, greasy finger at me and in a raspy voice said “youuuuuuuuu.” He instantly turned white as the life drained from his eyes. He turned to ash and so did all the other workers. The manager came out of his office and shrieked “SOMEONE DID IT HE DID IT” He also turned to ash instantly. I ran home thinking about what I did and I got a call from my mom. She said in a sad voice that the cops shot my dad, and everyone else in my family on sight. When I asked why she was shot. The policeman picked up the phone and told me “you out pizza’d the fucking hut.”

you know what, i'm going to use my stubbs membership tomorrow to go to the more expensive theater. fuck it, if they're going to charge me i might as well milk them for movies i'd never pay to see with movie upgrades i'd never pay for

i don't see that many movies and AMC isn't the closest theater to me, but i figured i'd give it a shot. seeing as i'm barely using it as it is, i don't think it's really for me

it was absolute horseshit. at that end of that movie, i said "oh my god that was awful" and the other few people in my row i had never met before started laughing saying "OH THANK GOD IT ISN'T JUST US" and walked out laughing at how ridiculous it was

i have A list. at least until March. i thought it was only a one month thing but it apparently isn't. so i cancelled it but i'm stuck with it until then so i might as well use it for something

i may or may not see that cause i need to use this AMC thing that i have until March

i saw that movie and it was awful

what movie

i'll be at work until 4. then i'll go home and promptly do nothing

no breaks for u. back to work

Can I have insurance on my ramen noodle

Speaking as someone who has done both, retail is much worse than regular B2B sales. I can explain more when I get home

Dude you have no idea what you're talking about.

Hahahahahahahaha hahahaha. Oh you sweet summer child

i did retail for a long time. i wasn't bad at it, i just hated it

@Rogue_Alphonse for knowing me for so goddamn long that i actually have a hard time remembering a time before we started giving each other shit.

This. I have a good amount of friends irl but I do talk to people from here more often because none of us actually have to go anywhere to talk to each other

mine's connected to work and social stuff but idk

on the whole anxiety thing

they might be a bit stale but i mean it'd still be edible

that looks good