Naraku4656

if you're going to post slam memes, use the best of the best

something something ramen noodles

i was thinking Space Jam, but ok

alternatively, this works for me and is way cheaper

i mean there's that one series that's basically just that

your skills give you one hit, and that's it the ability to actually go to bed when i want to

your life turns into a chop socky 70's kung fu movie with Shaft-esque music I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS

or if you routinely stall out the engine because you keep forgetting to change gears

your army looks like this i am become death, destroyer of worlds

i'm sure they'll be willing to let me ruin their car

this is the only thing you hear in people's minds when you use your power the ability to get paid and not have to work

you can only run super fast to wendys the ability to stop time

you guys suck

your life turns into a That's So Raven-esque sitcom my power is that I CAN SEE FOR MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES AND MILES

don't ignore me i've been here for like 5 minutes ya jerk. the only thing you can control with your mind is to get a taxi driver to stop for you in NYC on every third sunday my new power is THE POWER OF RELIGION https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBVrPG2qmnI

but the only thing you can think of is GOD I WANT A CHEESEBURGER my power is that I AM THE SENATE

noooooooooooooooooo

yours are worse

with all the money i don't have

no

well put your damn clothes back on

no

can you do it

i think that was you who said that to your girlfriend when she pegged you