Naraku4656

IF YOU KEEP THIS UP, YOU'RE GOING TO GO WITHOUT DINNER TONIGHT TOO

yeah let me just pull $103 out of my ass

so grab some water bottles, this is going to be a long road trip

i don't think there's a thing in this world i could write 122 pages about. hell my longest paper was 15 pages and i had trouble writing that

they're 24/7, and we're not. i can think of only a few instances in which there would be something major that i'd have to write basically a book of instructions to get the work done, and it would take me longer to write the instructions and explain it to someone than for me to just spend the 2 hours on a saturday or whatever actually doing the work. that hasn't happened yet because the power of laziness compels me

customers try to get me to do work on weekends, there are very few instances in which i actually have to be the one to do the work. Otherwise, i throw it to our offshore team and tell them to deal with it

about as hot as

you shut your whore mouths

"In order to take advantage of Prime Day deals, you must be a Prime subscriber" according to https://www.cnet.com/how-to/things-you-should-know-about-prime-day/ so my wallet is saved by virtue of me not wanting to pay for prime

jesus christ, i think all of my college papers combined were 122 pages. maybe not even that. if i ever got that assignment i'd be "lol fuuuuuuuck that" but that's probably why i don't have my masters

WHAT ABOUT MY BIG MEATY CLAWS

like button doesn't work, accept this lol as a like. lol

i only have one ramen noodle

I THINK NOT

i'll donate them to the fire

i'll just pretend i didn't know. yeah...that'll totally work . *buys everything*

and your video game collection

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THAT. fuck my life and my wallet

my amazon prime ran out a few days ago

i've taken them before. it works sometimes if you're already tired then it might help but if you're super awake you might want to take something like Tylenol PM or something

i saw the last few facebook posts he had. hopefully he just took a walk or something to get some fresh air

i'd make any of my old ones free for anyone here to use if they want, but i doubt that they do

IT'S TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRIBLE

wait, OH GOD GET ME OUT OF HERE