Naraku4656

ever see the movie Gone in 60 Seconds? that's me, except with cum

beaches (when Christie's fat ass doesn't close them), diners, way cheaper than the city and right next to it, great food. there's lots of things to like about it

i've actually heard that being discussed too. but that would be a really bad idea

i meant delaware, don't know why i brain farted to Philly

i'm the man of your dreams if your dream is to be thoroughly unsatisfied

hey bebeh

you are a special person

"because clearly the more sex you have, the better of a person you are. forget anything else you do in your life, if you're not up to my level your life is shallow and meaningless" you must attract all of the winners

i don't know if i'd put vapid sex in a feeble attempt to stimulate a part of your brain you killed with years of drugs a "flawless" thing.

what if i scream in your butt really loudly

quitters never win, not that you'd know.

it's been a long time, but i did have a girlfriend at one point

ground beef, taco seasoning, cream cheese (i know it sounds really weird but go with me on this), jalapenos, olives, enchilada sauce, salsa, adobo seasoning, a bunch of other seasonings, sliced scallions, pan fried corn tortillas

one ramen noodle. or enchiladas. i can make a mean enchilada

except she's 3 years older than me

sudo? 1pooh4u is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported

we do but it can't be in the same department and can't be manager (even of another department)/someone of a lower rank, which makes sense

nooooooooo

oh don't worry i'll fuck it up, i always do

no it's soft like your head. with my luck it's a trap

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lollipops that are branded I guess with Detective Conan

was tempted to buy it but didn't

i miss the north. i'm going to fucking hike up there if it gets any hotter