the hell are you talking about? i will admit that Elizabeth is a dump. other than that, there's a lot of nature and great places to picnic. there's a reason it's called the Garden State
beaches (when Christie's fat ass doesn't close them), diners, way cheaper than the city and right next to it, great food. there's lots of things to like about it
"because clearly the more sex you have, the better of a person you are. forget anything else you do in your life, if you're not up to my level your life is shallow and meaningless"
you must attract all of the winners
ground beef, taco seasoning, cream cheese (i know it sounds really weird but go with me on this), jalapenos, olives, enchilada sauce, salsa, adobo seasoning, a bunch of other seasonings, sliced scallions, pan fried corn tortillas