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Naraku4656

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  1. 1600 is more than i get in a pay period but my shoulder threw me over
  2. i don't tell people how much i make. nothing personal, but not even my parents know
  3. you ever been so full you don't want to even look at food, that was me at like 5. now i'm thinking carrots or celery maybe
  4. eh, i have pistachios. could do that. the baby carrot idea actually isn't a bad one
  5. i know right, who the fuck doesn't like chili. i mean on a cold day there is absolutely nothing more satisfying
  6. could do baby carrots and ranch, the store near me has a decent-ish veggie section but the organic place has MILFs in yoga pants but that's like 10 minutes from here
  7. well it's like. i have protein bars but i had enough protein today. i had enough sweets and carbs. fruit and veggies would round it out but that's not really filling for me
  8. your BF is weird
  9. idk what the hell i'm going to do when i retire. probably wrap myself around a tree at 60 miles an hour after a week of just not working. places don't hire you when you're 70, i don't care what the law says
  10. i have all of those but it's like. i had a lot of protein today and need a veggie
  11. i'm negative 1600 right now i think? i'm also not trying to turn this into a competition, i don't really care. ANOTHER GREAT FEATURE. i have this great ability to not care about things i should care about
  12. how do you not like enchilada sauce
  13. thank god i go back on Wednesday. if i didn't have a doctor's appointment tomorrow i was considering just cancelling the day and just going in
  14. this is the life of a twenty something middle class yuppie living in suburbia
  15. i had a really big lunch and i'm like medium-ish hungry. i'm afraid if i eat anything i won't be able to sleep but if i eat nothing i also won't sleep
  16. it just means i need to see the doctor...again. also another great feature, watch me piss away my check each month. takes a few days but it happens
  17. i also have a fantastic shoulder popping feature. watch me move my left arm and hear it pop
  18. i've never worn sweatpants on a plane. it seems uncomfortable
  19. i don't even think bailey jay has a dick anymore
  20. faps on himself and spreads it all around
  21. no it's a feature. it comes with the 4656 model
  22. my ability to royally fuck things up is unparalleled
  23. what can i say, i'm a prophet on certain things
  24. convinced Kim Deal to leave the Pixies
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