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  1. Naraku4656
    eh, i have pistachios. could do that. the baby carrot idea actually isn't a bad one
  2. Naraku4656
    i know right, who the fuck doesn't like chili. i mean on a cold day there is absolutely nothing more satisfying
  3. Naraku4656
    could do baby carrots and ranch, the store near me has a decent-ish veggie section but the organic place has MILFs in yoga pants but that's like 10 minutes from here
  4. Naraku4656
    well it's like. i have protein bars but i had enough protein today. i had enough sweets and carbs. fruit and veggies would round it out but that's not really filling for me
  5. Naraku4656
    your BF is weird
  6. Naraku4656
    idk what the hell i'm going to do when i retire. probably wrap myself around a tree at 60 miles an hour after a week of just not working. places don't hire you when you're 70, i don't care what the law says
  7. Naraku4656
    i have all of those but it's like. i had a lot of protein today and need a veggie
  8. Naraku4656
    i'm negative 1600 right now i think? i'm also not trying to turn this into a competition, i don't really care. ANOTHER GREAT FEATURE. i have this great ability to not care about things i should care about
  9. Naraku4656
    how do you not like enchilada sauce
  10. Naraku4656
    thank god i go back on Wednesday. if i didn't have a doctor's appointment tomorrow i was considering just cancelling the day and just going in
  11. Naraku4656
    this is the life of a twenty something middle class yuppie living in suburbia
  12. Naraku4656
    i had a really big lunch and i'm like medium-ish hungry. i'm afraid if i eat anything i won't be able to sleep but if i eat nothing i also won't sleep
  13. Naraku4656
    it just means i need to see the doctor...again. also another great feature, watch me piss away my check each month. takes a few days but it happens
  14. Naraku4656
    i also have a fantastic shoulder popping feature. watch me move my left arm and hear it pop
  15. Naraku4656
    i've never worn sweatpants on a plane. it seems uncomfortable
  16. Naraku4656
    i don't even think bailey jay has a dick anymore
  17. Naraku4656
    faps on himself and spreads it all around
  18. Naraku4656
    no it's a feature. it comes with the 4656 model
  19. Naraku4656
    my ability to royally fuck things up is unparalleled
  20. Naraku4656
    what can i say, i'm a prophet on certain things
  21. Naraku4656
    convinced Kim Deal to leave the Pixies
  22. Naraku4656
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL THE BUGS
  23. Naraku4656
    I've kissed mermaids, rode the El Nino Walked the sand with the crustaceans Could find my way to Mariana On a wave of mutilation
  24. Naraku4656
    hasn't responded. RIP me
  25. Naraku4656
    i'm just so kawaii
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