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  1. Naraku4656
    speaking of which i need to go take a leak
  2. Naraku4656
    aldi is far for me now. Harris Teeter is the yuppie palace now. actually even fucking Target has tons of healthy stuff. i kind of miss when i used to live in the skids and no one gave a shit besides the NIMBYs i live with now.
  3. Naraku4656
    GIVE ME A REASON GIVE ME A RAISIN
  4. Naraku4656
    I DON'T WANNA FIND ANOTHER WAY OF MAKING IT THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT YOOOOOOOOOU
  5. Naraku4656
    i don't even like boca burgers. Aldi has the best pre made healthy burgers. i usually make them myself if i really want them
  6. Naraku4656
    only with employed people :it:
  7. Naraku4656
    or do you love fucking traps. it'd be hard to fuck a muscle though
  8. Naraku4656
    i got the ramen noodle
  9. Naraku4656
    could you imagine being a drunk vegan. GIVE ME ALL OF THE TOFU AND TEMPEH YOU HAVE STAT! I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED FOR FAIR TRADE, ORGANIC, ETHICALLY SOURCED, NON-GMO, HASH BROWNS
  10. Naraku4656
    my ability to ensure greasy food is different when i'm blitzed. also who the fuck eats a celery stick after a binge
  11. Naraku4656
    i think the hash browns are the only thing keeping me alive right now
  12. Naraku4656
    zeni how do you turn into a funk soul brother
  13. Naraku4656
    i just want a girl who is willing to put up with my shit.
  14. Naraku4656
    with all of the double super overtime you can't afford one day off to just not go in? i had to do that before, don't like doing it but i had to do it
  15. Naraku4656
    nice
  16. Naraku4656
    you've been pulling constant 60 hour weeks and they can't give you a day off?
  17. Naraku4656
    rip
  18. Naraku4656
    what's being dead like
  19. Naraku4656
    men don't lol
  20. Naraku4656
    man having any option would be nice. here i am doing everything i can HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM. PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
  21. Naraku4656
    hey wanna do something sexy like not go anywhere near each other and eat popcorn
  22. Naraku4656
    the fun part is that i'm also batshit bonkers. also i'm bored
  23. Naraku4656
    but then i'll see red sox panties and lose my boner
  24. Naraku4656
    then all is forgiven
  25. Naraku4656
    but she will cheer for awful sports teams. i can't date anyone who would make a terrible decision to support that
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