Naraku4656

ANDROSS, I'VE FAILED YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

i had that phone last week I'M FREE NOW...until march

where are my balloon gifs

actually nabs isn't wrong. drinking powerade helps a lot when having bad diarrhea

LOVE SAY

the only animal you can control are furries OwO i want the power of getting over this cold i think i'm getting

you sleep but always dream about fuggs naked i want to be able to have the unlimited ability get whatever i want without any consequences at any time i choose

you only get the power of the sun after its heat death i want the power to repair my left shoulder. after almost 2 years you'd think it'd be healed by now

you get the power of life and death, but only over one random dude in China you'll never meet. i want to be able to fix THIS GODDAMN PIPE. I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS GODDAMN THING BANGS ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND IT'S NOT A LOOSE COUPLER. WHAT THE FUCK MAN

You use that power but then all other game consoles disappear with it. I want the power to not fuck things up when cooking

Shove it in kidney's butt

So basically I'm the same as I am now? You can only run super speed to these LOW LOW PRICES HERE AT HONEST ROB'S FURNITURE. I want to be able to make whatever I want

$50 or so usually

You can only stop hunger for one minute per day I want the power to no longer be depressed

no

Excuse you I live in 1985. I'm visiting 1955

oh it is

i had a bit of a depressive episode earlier. i was with someone so it wasn't as bad as if it was by myself

clients aren't who calls me. it's an escalation call. i HAVE to pick up or it'll go to my manager

if you're on rotation and don't pick up, or call back within a few minutes yeah. unless you're like dying or something, it's a good way to get written up

ride the red tide

just fap

i can't do that, not on my on-call week. the trouble i would have gotten in would not have been worth it