Naraku4656

you want to know something funny? i got a letter from my old company's payroll department. i thought it was my w2 but apparently it was a paycheck for a "prize payout" for $0. there was a system they had for points or whatever that when a manager gave to an employee would trigger this, but would never actually show up on a paycheck as any sort of money being given to an employee. the "check" was dated for 12/24. that means that someone gave me points for something months after i left

oh yeah i forgot to update this. so i walked into a room not realizing she was in there and asked aloud "what's going on in here" someone says "they're playing poker" i turned and it was her and someone she was with. i pulled a me and said "BOY IT'S WARM IN HERE" and walked out of the room. i did go back in there to make sure i wasn't imagining things and nope it was her. i left again shortly after realizing this and didn't go back in that room the rest of the night. we didn't talk to each other or intentionally go anywhere near each other for the rest of the time i was there so thankfully it was mostly uneventful. it's been about 2 years since we've spoken to each other, we had only dated for a little over a month, and i don't have anything to say to her.

me too, thanks

i'm sleepy

this is what @Athena 92 spared

the benefit is my package bebeh

sure

FINALLY. AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE. IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH

glad someone thinks of me XD

spare a ramen noodle?

I WILL BE WITH YOU AGAAAAAAAAAIN

NO I HAVE WORK TOMORROW AND WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP IF I DO

I'M TIRED

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW

A microwavable breakfast sandwich

it's magic

my first post this decade. TIME FOR BED zzz

lets all get nekkid

going to a party now LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the last time i took this, this is what i got https://www.16personalities.com/intj-personality

meh

i've done it before but i'm laaaaaaaaaaazy

it's very old and most of the code has been running since at least the 70s. it's very low level, specifically for mainframe, and no one wants to maintain it.

And most of those companies are dealing with people my age who don't want to learn it. Now they have to code new programs or hire expensive contractors. Cobol is old incomprehensible garbage and so is Fortran

Foxpro? Come on man, you know that company has been out of business for over a decade. Cobol and Fortran are old as fuck but at least it's still used on ancient mainframes. foxpro hasn't been used widely since Win2k at best