PhilosipherStoned

I'm gonna make one when I think of a good name.. Nothing comes to mind atm.

I should make an alt.

Imagine if you had that many ramen noodles..

no u.

but he only has one ramen noodle..

Meh. She got with me* She's the one that's had most of the initiative in our relationship so far. When I tried to follow through after our initial physical aquaintance to say we should do more stuff it was already too late to grab dinnner together or do a lot of shit I might recommend.. and I know I can invite her to my house probably, but not until a major breaking bad type cleaning happens plus some cause.. I don't live like a complete slob, but with my pets, and me being a single guy that went without a day off for so long heh heh... maybe I just shouldn't make excuses.

yeah just regular I think, but trying to remember if this chick first hit me up before the scare. We are both kind of like wait.. now to do lots of stuff.. Shit was all still normal here all the way up until I decided maybe we should do some romantic stuff outside then locally everything went south. We are still talking, but the timing was unreal.

Riiight. So fugs doesn't have an alt here that she uses for normal non finger snapping shit, and zeni's number one fan isn't zeni himself. I suppose that's at least a buyable story.. *coughs but it sounds like I'm trying to say bullshit* idk man I think I might be coming down with a case of la corona.. I don't like that beer either that's not what I meant.

That comedy routine has cracked me up so much over the years though idk.. Too much. Too soon? Prolly too soon no bueno.. lo siento.

Me? Of course not. 🙃

On closer inspection he says breathe.. Just with the accent and his stand up it comes across more as "I can't brief" tamato tomato though right muchachos.. and... muchachas...I guess that's a thing in spanish hmm. The more you know..

Your pandemic eating. Think of the kids.. That are starving... now they can't "breaf." Shit my joke was too morbid and now I'm kind of hungry. If that spelling of breathe escapes you...

That's a disgusting suggestion. Besides have either of them truly "left"

oh wait it's saturday I still have another hour to buy cheap booze I was trippin'..

I suspended my DirecTV right before this shit kicked off. I'm a fucking genius right?

New icon is is boss. 💖

Alright.. Diswashing music ensue. I got this shit.

no u.

So I just now had a few days off during this pandemic, and I'm already feeling isolated, and socially devoid.. The human mind is a weird thing that was pretty much my life before Covid-19 was a thing.

That's a good way to look at things I guess. I mean.. Our early primate ancestors likely didn't eat a lot of meat and subsisted on a "chimpanzee" like diet just because they lacked the social structure and brain capacity to hunt as we do today though.. Saying that I don't want that to be confused with me saying being a modern day hunter or being able to trap and control animal food sources is something we should take pride in or show off either though for sure..

There should be like 'send nudes' threads everywhere or something.. It's eerily quiet. ***Captains log**.. I fear the plague..

Well the rice is ready.. now to actually do some stuff.

Someone help me not be a lazy piece of shit and do this shit lol uggh. What I wouldn't give to have that wizard magic Merlin had in that Disney "The Sword in the Stone" movie right now. You know where he made the brooms, and the mops, and the pots and pans do things by themself..

Damn.. I'm still cooking this chicken..