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I uNDERSTAND YOU GOT THREE C'S, ONE B, AND A D THIS QUARTER, CHILD! YOU THINK I OUGHTA REWARD YOU FOR THAT?

I will damn well tell you what to do when I'm the one with the lease on the goddamn Nissan you need to borrow every Saturday, Malachai!

don't

wheels r dum

Voltron is life. Voltron is love. Unfortunately I'm not as enamored by Black Mirror.

I can't remember the last time I had a clean heal, but thank you!

I hope/imagine those moments sleeping were peaceful and wonderful, so presuming that, blessed be your sleep.

Even though our experiences are different, this tells me we're kindred spirits of a sort.

I didn't get a chance to read as many books as I wanted to during the year of moving/working on my thesis/working full time, so I'm returning to my favorite fallback of reading more. Just today, I read the entirety of Banana Yoshimoto's Kitchen in one sitting, which is the kind of reading I haven't done since VanderMeer's Annihilation

Tell your landlord I'm the new landlord and I'll fax them my badge and gun.

I got injured completely sober becausr of who I am as a person.

Mine are too, during winter at least.

I'm sorry for burning your carpet.

Yikes!

Sliced my thumb open zesting citrus Sliced the same fucking spot, the lemon juice doubling the pain. Second degree burns on the back of my right hand fingers from water heated to hot hold curry. Hope y'all had an easier night than I did.

My final meal was a milky way. Not a snack. That was my dinner.

Boo! Tell your state to get on our level

You in a legalized state?

Muenster is one of my favorites.

It's my friend's birthday. Imma buy them weed.

Jean-Luc Godard's less inventive conjoined twin, also named Jean-Luc Godard

I read this article almost every day: https://www.poetryfoundation.org/harriet/2013/03/the-average-fourth-grader-is-a-better-poet-than-you-and-me-too

It's more like misplacing them when your intention was to use them.

Thank God free alcohol is part of my advertising/promotional work!