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naraku360

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  1. 2017 Anne Frank.
  2. Yeah, you can hardly get white trash to fuck you, and that's only because they're desperate and it's free. No way in hell are people gonna spend money to stick it in a 60 year old blue waffle.
  3. *ahem* I-if Serge were a sausage.... He'd be, um... he'd be the wurst. O0
  4. bigdick[/member]'s
  5. Oh certainly. It's Twin Peaks with HTGAWM writing, but the HTGAWM comparison was completely valid. The shows are both equally tacky and poorly handled. Twin Peaks was an intuitive inspiration in nearly every respect, they even copied the road sign down to the design. I absolutely didn't think the episode was 'good', it was an entertaining bad at best. Any time it crossed my mind that it might be better than HTGAWM from a quality standpoint, it would immediately do something amazingly stupid that I'm sure was intended to be serious. The plot twists weren't as fun as HTGAWM, but it made up for it with unintentionally funny drama.
  6. Stop it, Zeni.
  7. This was the perfect amount of awful. I'm not sure I can handle continuing with HTGAWM given the episodes I've seen of season 3 weren't just bad nonsense, but kinda boring at the same time. This might be the perfect replacement. Specifically, this was kind of a trainwreck of an episode. Conflicts seemed to hit their peaks within the season premiere of all things and that's without mentioning how melodramatic or silly the bulk of them were, virtually every interaction was either hammy or forced, the dialogue was largely cringe-inducing, and entire scenes would amount to being laughably stupid (especially the ones involving the teacher or the ones with Betsy's mom). It did have some nice cinematography, though. Nothing incredible, but it was generally nice to look at. That's about the best I've got for a compliment without backhandedness is concerned. Overall, I did enjoy it in the same way I enjoyed the first couple seasons of HTGAWM, being the awful yet fun to watch variety.
  8. Wow, what kind of loser spends 12 years on a shitty message board?
  9. naraku360

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  10. That's how Jingai makes his transformation into her.
  11. Don't be such a party pooh-er. Also, happy birthday.
  12. I hope the 3rd installment is My My Man. Starting this guy:
  13. You are the most beautiful bigdick[/member] in the world.
  14. No, that was totz a direct quote.
  15. "Why'd he pick dumb wife over me? Boo-hoo!" -fuggs
  16. Military. Hottie. You whined about being abandoned by Military Hottie in favor of his wife all the time. Didn't you even try to break them up by telling her?
  17. I usually don't. Just find new things or people to occupy my time until whomever loses all relevance to me. Hopefully learned something from them.
  18. I was going to make a joke about fuggs being your only patient, but it's you so the yeast infection wouldn't be as much a detriment, rather a bonus.
  19. Delibird
  20. That..... Looks just bad enough to watch....
  21. I can't tell if you're serious about only making $40 a week.
  22. Eternal Darkness and Baten Kaitos.
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