naraku360

That's a downside. You cheated.

I wish I had a wish that had no downside.

It's entirely you. :it:

Silly LB.... Tic can't have kids. That requires something Tic has none of: sex.

It's hard for Tic to tell the difference since he eats spunk like Bucket in a room made of Häagen-Dazs.

That's unfortunate.

Lame comeback.

You always:

Yup.

https://youtu.be/uvSEUe1dPSQ

This is what you fap to? That, my friend, is truly nasty.

I never finished season 2.

He only eats at Panera.

I mean, if I couldn't get anything else I would. Food stamps are fine, I don't think I'd need them for a while though. That and I seem to be on a winning streak with the job search. I seem to be in the running for 2/2 applications. Just sent in another, and if I get that one I'm bailing on the first 2.

I might accidentally get hired for 2 jobs and have to decide between them, then hopefully quit both if I get hired for a better 3rd job. Whoops. |::

Yet, I've still had much more sex than you. You beta.

Congrats.

Strange that a virgin gets laid more often than you. Beta.

If you're getting shunned, it's because you are the beta.

When the day Trump declares smoke to have no smell comes, Tic will back the wrong horse on that one as well.