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naraku360

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  1. Why take the word of a banker when we have a senile janitor who famously uncovered the smoke don't stink conspiracy?
  2. You've exceeded the capacity to which wit can be used to respond to stupid. I feel my brain short-circuiting from talking to you.
  3. Having a good income is worse than having a terrible income.
  4. Apparently 30 years ago, casinos were cranking out janitors incapable of scrubbing toilets, so..... Eh.
  5. It looks like a cat that got stuck under a steamroller.
  6. Other people? Like the ones you just made up?
  7. I ain't a religious man, but... PRAISE THE LORD! HALLELUJAH!!!!!
  8. Does it count when he pinned you down and recited Old Testament verses as he took your butt virginity?
  9. Dat shit was hella meh.
  10. Calm down, she'd probably take your virginity if you ask. Since she doesn't have standards, you've got a chance.
  11. Definitely didn't happen.
  12. Well, that certainly is a thing that exists. Unfortunately.
  13. Scrub your toilet from time to time.
  14. No, it isn't.
  15. Happy birthday!
  16. That's a huge waste of water.
  17. Great, so you've almost caught up to 2004.
  18. The fact you have dial up on anything is hilarious.
  19. To be fair it's a pretty arbitrary question. If you were cooked in the fire, his choice would still be pork vs pork.
  20. Since when was dial up considered 4G?
  21. I LOVE that you managed to call the right person "Buddy"..... accidentally.
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