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  1. naraku360
    Yeah, most of your stories should just end at "she never replied."
  2. naraku360
    But alas, the GED will concume the remainder of your lifetime.... Actually, fuck it. Go to college. Those would be the funniest fucking stories.
  3. naraku360
    Because you touch yourself at night.
  4. naraku360
    The original has better style (from what I saw), but it's still Hellsing. So.... Meh.
  5. naraku360
    Home.
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    hey netflix

    naraku360 replied to Poof's topic in Free-For-All

    I'd rather we get Netflix to fund season 2 of King's Game.
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    hey netflix

    naraku360 replied to Poof's topic in Free-For-All

    It was too hilarious to be the worst.
  8. naraku360
    Wow!
  9. naraku360

    hey netflix

    naraku360 replied to Poof's topic in Free-For-All

    PS, please make a Death Note 2. The world needs more of this comedic genius.
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    So...

    naraku360 replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All

    To be fair, "Intel debrief" is really just intel rebriefing Trump since he's already soiled his morning briefs by 9am.
  11. naraku360
    Goddamnit, beat me to it.
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    So...

    naraku360 replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All

    Why take the word of a banker when we have a senile janitor who famously uncovered the smoke don't stink conspiracy?
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    So...

    naraku360 replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All

    You've exceeded the capacity to which wit can be used to respond to stupid. I feel my brain short-circuiting from talking to you.
  14. naraku360
    I thought I knew you......
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    So...

    naraku360 replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All

    Having a good income is worse than having a terrible income.
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    So...

    naraku360 replied to 1938 Packard's topic in Free-For-All

    Apparently 30 years ago, casinos were cranking out janitors incapable of scrubbing toilets, so..... Eh.
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    It looks like a cat that got stuck under a steamroller.
  20. naraku360
    Other people? Like the ones you just made up?
  21. naraku360
    I ain't a religious man, but... PRAISE THE LORD! HALLELUJAH!!!!!
  22. naraku360
    Does it count when he pinned you down and recited Old Testament verses as he took your butt virginity?
  23. naraku360
    Dat shit was hella meh.
  24. naraku360
    Calm down, she'd probably take your virginity if you ask. Since she doesn't have standards, you've got a chance.
  25. naraku360
    Definitely didn't happen.
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