naraku360

...... For once, she's got a point.

Tracklist: Who are you replying to instead me? Don't block me! I need to get laid I'm not a beta, I'm an unwilling lone wolf The badassest incel I am [not] a virgin Zeni, the keyboard warrior Running from a fight Please take your hairy balls out of my mouth

Me:

I basically only get pyramid schemes from Careerbuilder.

Nope.

It was based on a true story.

Where do I apply?

He didn't say it's a good job. He said it's a terrible job that's still better than yours.

It's worse. Way worse. At least she has the luxury of a set schedule. One week I'll work 30 hours the next literally 0. No idea how many until 2 weeks before. Also trapped in grocery stores for 6 hour stretches makes me want to jump off a building.

I've never crashed my car.

Tfw you know fuggs has a shitty job and everyone makes fun of her shitty job but you wish you had it 'cause your job is way shittier.

Good. I hope this becomes a reoccurring trend.

You.... didn't know he was trolling in the first place....?

So that's why I can't find love.....

Every Packard thread:

Think I finally got out and they pull me right back in.....

It's already smarter than you, though.

Tough call on which one. I think I've narrowed it down to 2 with embarrassingly weeby names to be the right one.