André Toulon

I'm sorry, I got high then I got distracted....by fucking milk chan.

👋🏿🚶🏿‍♂️.......🏃🏿‍♂️......🏇🏿💨

Is there context here or is it time to shitpost

Please, elaborate on this internal diversity.....

The way I remember it (and we're talking about preteen Buddy, because I mostly became a Christmas church goer once I could no longer be forced to go) there was Easter, then like Wednesday we had church again at like 7 pm and you couldn't eat all day until after church. I only remember not eating ONCE. After that, I remember mama saying you could have bread and water but nothing else, and I was like fuck it, might as well not eat...wtf I want bread and water for. Then suddenly, I don't remember it ever being brought up again...the not eating thing...They still had the night church. All that to say, this is probably why I just don't take religion seriously at all....when you just keep changing the rules to fit your arbitrary whims, why even bother. I'm not saying all faiths are like that, but Southern Baptism is some fraudulent bullshit.

Glad I missed this

......how often is this "doctor" touching you? I've have a doctor touch my shit once outside of a football physical and that was when they told me I had diverticulitis. My balls were hurting...I thought it was testicular cancer....and whats great is this was before I saw the torsion episode of venturi bros, or I really would have freaked out. But I digress.....are you a football player ...... because that guy might not be a doctor.

..,the last one?

I'm glad fighting isn't big here because I JUST got back to see Haney/Garcia. And its going as expected

..... Idk, I've always heard Easter called Passover.....For some reason it was call that in Southern Baptist (maybe black?) churches. It wasn't until sometime in Jr high that I found out there was a difference...and later still that it was Jewish....like I really want to say it was from Seinfeld or some other live action offering that I discovered that part. It definitely wasn't Rugrats because I hated rugrats

Hmmmm

Also 4/20/2024 is the same backwards and forwards. It took all day for FB to tell me this

Meat balls gravy and mashed potatoes. Aka Thursday jr high lunch

Oh.....I forgot the part where I'm a sucker. This may have been a mistake. Her: So when you coming this way? Me: I gotta take my mom to the airport so I'll pass right by you, maybe we can get lunch... *Instantly panics internally* Brain: ABORT, ABORT!!!!! MAYDAY! MOUTH IS MOVING BEFORE BRAIN. Me:

Oh....ok. They are not supposed to be gems....but I just didn't know what we were going for

W... wut

I just found out otters rape other animals and kill them for fun. This video I saw had a voice over so it was hilarious, and I just figured he ate the raccoon, so I didn't care until I went to the comments and discovered this was likely not a case of survival, but a fun raping. 🦦 💩

I feel like reddit was always like that..,it's just less people seeking toxic topics like "roast me" or "rate me" or "Naruto"

Accurate. I wore my Girbauds a few years ago and people were like "what are those" Lil cum stain or whoever the rapper was put some on and the kids were like "oh, those are kinda clean" I was like 🤦🏿‍♂️

My ex birthday is tomorrow. I'm in her inbox wasting her time rn. She wasted mine....I'm very petty

Post season 6 Family Guy

We're breaking up because you assumed my gender, you bigot.

Tire dimensions being measured in millimeters for width and inches for diameter is totally fucking normal and not the stupidest shit we could do.

..... that's what I want. Veronica and Reggie being skinned alive but they make it back just in time to save Veronica with only her facial skin removed...alas, it's too late for the poor Mantle kid. Dilton kills himself because he's a total puss. Moose and Chuck put up a valiant effort....but it's the fucking predator....unalived. He eats jughead ...of course...irony or whatever Big Ethel lives because she doesn't register as human in his scanner