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André Toulon

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  1. Fuck it Atomsk.......I don't know about you, but I'd rather be gay than try to wrap my brain around the concept of feminine penises. I mean there are dicks in all the straight porn I watch........I've never felt gay watching it. Even fapped to some poof jams, and while she's more woman than a lot of the vag toting rabble around here, I don't consider the penis feminine.....I only watched it when Poof was railing some chick.......So since the experts have spoken, and before I'm overwhelmed by a tsunami of nonsense.....Let's just be gay. Penises in vaginas is gay. It's going to be a tough sell telling my girlfriend she's a gay man, but well.....Gotta crack some eggs for sexual freedom.
  2. I hear Belugas are endangered, so this is indeed a rare find.
  3. I keep wanting to respond to this, but I got nothing....I just keep coming in here because that sadfaise is splitting my fucking sides.
  4. I mean you can search for what you want and you can see what other people want for what you want....But no, the obvious "Look, I got this, what can I have" option is still a no go. Which would be helpful since I'm basically hemorrhaging rotoms over here.
  5. Insomnia is in full effect, BUT I did manage to slip an hour nap in on that bitch.....It's all downhill from here.....Definitely Tuesday.
  6. He knows you're not a girl....He historically parodies every thread in this folder........You're not special.
  7. Several
  8. Wonder trade would have almost been like cheating....I mean have you ever been refused in wonder trade......GTS sucks, but it's moving faster since the pokebank opened up, so I'm optimistic about this one.
  9. New global mission......1M GTS trades before 2-13
  10. Sounds like you need a tip drill
  11. I doubt it works on dried, used husks.
  12. Oh boy.....This again
  13. None of this makes sense
  14. Have you seen her hands. she would crush those poor watermelons with no effort with her meaty paws.....Like this, but with bear hands......YES, BEAR hands https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqm9gW33Fgw
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    The place I'm talking about is In BR....Called Parraines.....But if you're in the NO, hit up Cooters......They do the same shit.
  16. Well, he could have at least spelled faggot right.
  17. Meanwhile, in the true timeline, I'm waking up with anxiety and paranoia......It's definitely Tuesday.
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    Meet me in Louisiana on Mardi Gras......I'll take you to a spot where they bring you the whole tail, split open with several dipping sauces. You can get meat from the legs and shit, but the meat on their torso is what's considered their "dark" meat and it's not as good, though people will still eat it.......My uncle used to make soup with it, and you'll know it's in there.
  19. The worst part is that you're not actively the stupidest person here right now.......MD is lapping you at this point
  20. MmHm.....We're not talking about you though.....So I leave you to your queries about why people don't speak "Australian"
  21. You mean....English? What is this....WTF even is this?
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