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André Toulon

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  1. Ib finding someone else to blame for their internal beefs and dislikes. LMFAO
  2. Not one of the quick ones when I need to punch a clock......Like the one I just took.....3 different soaps. One made especially for my face, the scented one for my body and under pickles, and the dove for my nuts and ass.......Then just marinating in that glow for a second before washing out the Head and Shoulders. Getting out, oiling down, geting my ex...pho...lee......Look, I don't know how to spell it but you know what I'm talking about pad....Anyway....Just jumped out of that shit. My girl bought me a fresh outfit and left it on my couch this morning before leaving and I got some new Airs I haven't gotten to wear yet. Nowhere to go......I'ma go hang out at the bar in Senor Frogs for a few hours because someone needs this kinda fresh in their vicinity. I'm fucking shining and in a shit town. Reality.....I'ma go order some wings, eat 4 of them and drink 3 beers and ask for a box to bring the rest home
  3. Did you already forget that gross ass cheese dip shit you posted like earlier this year in that nasty ass crockpot?
  4. She's been talking about losing weight for years and has only gotten bigger......This thread is shit
  5. Just got out of baseball practice, about to hit the shower
  6. There are a thousand reasons why she is still under spousal coverage and a single mother. People with real jobs know this. She's most likely is in a pending divorce.....Not everyone lies like you.
  7. André Toulon

    Lol

    When was this random distinction made.....I didn't get the memo.
  8. André Toulon

    Lol

    I mean I hate Kobe, but you're wrong......Well, historically anyway.....Gino is still balling at his usual fluctuating mediocre-great levels for his age, but Kobe went out with a dull thud.
  9. André Toulon

    Lol

    I didn't consider this, but I don't think so....Ginobili is an archaic cog that plays for the Spurs.......Gemmy was a Rockets fan and I'm not even sure how to relate the 2 other than "Texas"
  10. No, there is more at play here.
  11. Well, the funny part is when I saw this earlier, it said "took"......So she actually corrected it to say this so I'm skeptical.
  12. I'm only mean to 2 people and it's because being responsible for an internet suicide is on my bucket list.
  13. André Toulon

    Lol

    Sigh, you really want someone to swing at this?....I mean if you're not gonna try, why should we. 3/10......You're better than this.
  14. Kingdome hearts fill a void if you have Disney along with Square nostalgia but those games are hardly what I'd call good.......I mean they aren't bad either but you're definitely not gonna want to marathon them because it gets repetitive fast.
  15. Beer and sweets is always a last resort
  16. People love branding
  17. Training....Always training
  18. Jesus Ass, so this jackass' proof of the flat earth requires a round sun for his simulation.......I just can't fathom the level of stupidity here. For that to work his sum would have to slingshot back over the Earth it it's orginal destination at some point at night, and as a motherfucker who rarely sleeps, I can tell you that doesn't happen.
  19. I dub thee sir Shitake, Edge of Lords
  20. You don't know what silent means when put into internet terms.
  21. I want you to do that too so people can be like "who the fuck is that old creepy fucker staring at us with no teeth and coke bottles on his face."
  22. *takes challenge* *Wins card* *Buys blow from deep web and instantly becomes victim of identity theft*
  23. If I find an old widow with money I wouldn't have to either......If I'm gonna whore myself off, I'd prefer seeking this out rather than waiting on some dude to offer me money for head.
  24. It's weird that I gave an answer to a question that was asked? Look man, just because you think 10 mil will make you happy and all that requires is you sucking a dude off doesn't mean that everyone else has thrown in the towel and is ready to start giving chin in hopes of hitting the big time.
  25. Ok, we need to all make donations and get fuggz tickets to the next show
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