André Toulon

Bitch I ain't blocked....You was just crying about me telling you to kill yourself yesterday. Stop lying. And no, there is no such saying.....I was just implying that all the bugs in your house probably wind up in your mouth at some point......I mean we all know you're a mouth breather so it's likely more than 10 pounds.

Donovan was cheap....That flying sword shit peed me off. He's a cool character otherwise but fuck that sword.

I slept pretty good last night......That means I won't be able to do that again until like Sunday or so.

Demitri is one of my all time favorite fighting game characters ever and his theme is awesome......Along with B.B.Hood and Hsien-ko

Don't you remember that time I was some white dude's sidedish and got mad that he didn't want me so I told his wife. Oh, and that time I was showing off how much a white convict loved me by showing off his letters from prison. And don't forget that time I took my daughter to a booty call from a white dude who apparently has no car but my black ass was willing to pick him up because i was lonely. Oh yeah, and all those times my black ass has claimed to have good hair because of my Caucasian blood that is not evident in any of my features. Oh yeah, and when I was so enamored by white people that I tricked one into making a little mulatto baby because I despised my blackness so much that I said my child needed to be half white to be pretty. Don't you remember me doing all of these things.......I'm a fat white ass kissing piece of shit that is a burden on my elderly mother.

I give you all to one of those dumb niggas I alluded to earlier.

Will this robot also start smoking due to an electrical fire and claim there is no smell until we saw it.

Yeah....I usually just ask them "who are you"

So I have to come back to this post.......Why would you say this if you didn't know and were wrong?

I hate Filthy Frank, so I hate myself for not hating this.

Already got my food and home....I didn't even order a beer......I was falling asleep waiting on my order but now I'm wide awake again. I'm gonna introduce the pot/late dinner combo to my system.....That'll show it.

I just realized that's a wig

Now for this pantload........Name one thing that quantifies me as white......Articulation?.........Guinness?.....What can you possibly say amounts to me being any shade of white? I'm not gonna coon for you if that's what you think. Huey Newton had a PHD and white people tried to defame him as not being black enough to lead the black uprising.....See, you people have a sneaky way of convincing dumb niggas that a black man with an education has no place in leading his people....It's diabolical, and clever.

I love my black people and will go to war for any of them....What I don't like is Tom ass bitches who parade around our most damning stereotypes with 0 responsibility........Go ahead, get pregnant for a check you fat sack of shit.

I hear when your house is infested with bugs, you eat around 10 pounds of them a year.

It'll be funny to me, and others are just to pussy to admit it'll be hilarious to them too.

*calls crime watchers and names you as person of interest*

Looking forward to it.....This thread is a farce. I actually can't wait to bring my shit home and turn off all the lights while pumping the AC to 60. I'm old and tired.......I just like pretending I wanna go somewhere.

I'm not gonna play this game with you......I mean......Nah, I almost did but nah.

Ib finding someone else to blame for their internal beefs and dislikes. LMFAO

Not one of the quick ones when I need to punch a clock......Like the one I just took.....3 different soaps. One made especially for my face, the scented one for my body and under pickles, and the dove for my nuts and ass.......Then just marinating in that glow for a second before washing out the Head and Shoulders. Getting out, oiling down, geting my ex...pho...lee......Look, I don't know how to spell it but you know what I'm talking about pad....Anyway....Just jumped out of that shit. My girl bought me a fresh outfit and left it on my couch this morning before leaving and I got some new Airs I haven't gotten to wear yet. Nowhere to go......I'ma go hang out at the bar in Senor Frogs for a few hours because someone needs this kinda fresh in their vicinity. I'm fucking shining and in a shit town. Reality.....I'ma go order some wings, eat 4 of them and drink 3 beers and ask for a box to bring the rest home

Did you already forget that gross ass cheese dip shit you posted like earlier this year in that nasty ass crockpot?

She's been talking about losing weight for years and has only gotten bigger......This thread is shit

Just got out of baseball practice, about to hit the shower