André Toulon

All of it

Nope, I despise the notion of suicide

Unless there are visible burns, I'm not sure what you're getting at.

You're too nice. borderline is the understatement of the century

She thinks prostate means asshole

Don't know how I missed it......I like videogames......So far my secret santas all got me a game of some sort. Safe bet

I boil it and add the seasoning packet.....it costs like 10 cents.....No way in hell I'm making a production out of ramen. Now Pho...........

Dooooon't stop, forgeeeeeeeeeeting

You have a camera now, right....Assuming this you caught the culprit. Good Job Natasha

My night is complete. It was missing something....Something very specific, but I had no idea what it was until I opened this thread.

Been there.....When I did construction all I could do was drown myself with a 40 and lie down.......I think I only ate lunch back then

I literally have no idea since I'm not even that aware of the white weather girls. If it's not Ollie Williams or Al Roker, I'm lost.

Maybe I shou.........*sigh*, nevermind.......I figure I should keep one person I don't violently troll at the slightest trigger. Just know that I'm ignoring all of this advice.

I never ONCE said I had stopped eating cow......I have said I stopped eating pork, but that's not really something I stuck to. And I'll be damned if I don't eat my Gardettos

Bruh

I might as well eat trash, no. I was about to thaw a chicken breast, chop some lettuce and other shit, mix some oil and vinegar, blah blah blah.......But really, at this point it's cool if I just go buy 2 burrito supremes and a Mexican pizza, right? And a 1 liter rootbeer? And a bag of little gem chocolate donuts? And some Gardettos?

OMG, she looks just like the chick that works at the Rue 21 here.....Yeah, she's hot.

*Steps to you*

But now I'm intrigued.....Can you show me some weather girls you find desirable?

Weather girl? Dude, how old ARE you. My weather just shows up when I wake my phone.

I thought it was cotton candy, sweet as gold........I challenge you to lyric battle.

About a year ago I was trying to fry chicken while drunk and I fell asleep......I woke up to my kitchen on fire........Well, just the stove. I had to replace the hoodvents. I didn't really care that I had almost died....Just pissed that I had to replace kitchen fixtures.

Stop friending my friends....they WILL tell me

Is it a red ear slider, becase yes....They will try to eat rocks if not properly nourished.....My kids have one at their mother's house

Really....Did you really think that?