Sawdamizer

Finally, a solution to this massive dong between my legs….

Celtics win finals… everyone relax

S a D for some drugs!

I like Eugene Mirmans standup.. and I watched it because of him… but after the first couple seasons I realized they castrated him and his comedy… so… I turn it off.

Mosquitos will literally travel on empty, no gas… last leg… dying… to get to me across the planet.

Damn man. I still do transport every once in awhile if you want me to keep my eyes peeled for something you’re looking for… sorry to hear.

Enjoying the Memorial Day

Nvr furgetti mums spaghetti

Has he gotten laid yet?

Yo if you keep sending me Xbox messages you’re getting a veiny dick message bruh

I just fucking saw I’m rated a 4.91 on Uber… why are they reviewing us?!?! Like, dafuq? I get in the car, I don’t say a word… I only fart after I’ve left the car… and it doesn’t provide additional feedback like, why? So this is some subjective ass bullshit… that’s it… hold my cock…. The next Uber driver is gunnnnnnnna hear about it.

Got the flu, and it’s like sitting in my chest now. All the meds make me jacked up or tired, like, nothing in between… what’s the point? the inhaler makes me shake. the mucinex makes me tired. the meth makes me wired. the alcohol makes me tired the Tylenol does nothing 3 truths and 2 lies here

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Bitcoin is moving from weak hands to strong hands…. HODL!

With Coinbase absolutely imploding from around $350, now… under $53… they came out on their earnings call with some shit… https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/coinbase-warning-users-could-lose-crypto-bankruptcy-earnings-2022-5%3Famp advice - always keep your crypto in cold storage wallets.

Sooooo… yeah…never invest what you aren’t willing to lose. This has been a bad few weeks for crypto, and signs are pointing to BTC to fall under 20k… which is ok…. people that think they will get rich quickly and using this to hedge their investment strategy are destined to lose their ass. I see people taking money from their home equity and putting it into crypto and I just shake my head and their logic is the ROI is much higher long term, but… feds are jacking up the rates because of inflation… soooooooo yah… your home equity isn’t fixed most likely… anyways.. it’s fun to watch

The one with Zelle and Venmo was a bit slick, but kinda silly when you actually think about it for a minute. To stop this fraudulent payment, initiate the same amount to cancel it and authenticate your access… I was sitting through some fraud policy regulatory meetings and they talk about this shit with a straight face and I’m just over here…. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh this is a twitter thing?

You’ve never rustled a single Jimmie

Fuck…. @mthor happy day to you, ya sexy ass milf bitch

Nobody really pays attention to you anyways, so there is that. I wouldn’t worry.