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-Kudasai-

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Everything posted by -Kudasai-

  1. Fuggs hooha is his hero
  2. Ronald McDonald is his hero
  3. Master Shake is his hero
  4. Karl Malden is his hero
  5. Buys illegal chocolate chip cookies from the Olive Garden parking lot.
  6. Bought a Olive garden waiter a soda then tried to probe him in the parking lot
  7. Ate all of Cookie Monster's cookies. He's currently in witness protection.
  8. Gets harassed by shark mimes on a daily basis
  9. Is in a Soundgarden mime cover band
  10. Gets taunted daily by vengeful mimes after what he did to their other mime friend the other day. Sadly he isn't allowed to retaliate because it will violate his probation.
  11. Got banned from all San Jose Sharks games
  12. once had a shark for dinner
  13. Once had dinner with Tony Stark
  14. plays Monopoly with real money...lets just say that there have been multiple police interventions.
  15. Is actually a clone of TAO
  16. Wishes he was a porcupine
  17. I don't like cashing in my empties, I just throw them in the trash. If people want to dumpster dive for them then knock yourself out.
  18. Is unsure if orange is a fruit or a color
  19. Is currently renting at my nudist colony
  20. Hosts nudist shadow puppet shows ever Sunday night
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