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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Shakes his fist in the air angrily at passing cars
  2. Grouchy Smurf is my spirit animal
  3. Turns out it wasn't a real donkey him a donkey suit
  4. Every time he sees a group of teenagers he shouts "YOU MEDDLING KIDS!' at them
  5. Wearing his Zubaz as we speak
  6. Wants to bring back 90s Zubaz pants
  7. Wants to bring brack 70s leisure suits
  8. People I don't like them I don't trust them I don't believe them
  9. Knows the ingredients to gummi berry juice from Gummi Bears but is sworn to secrecy.
  10. Entertains children at birthday parties by doing the Michael Winslow sound effects
  11. Getting called names I caught you stealing. I may be "dumb as fuck" but I'm not dumb enough to risk going to jail over some beef jerky and a pop.
  12. I do what I want
  13. *Takes out earbuds* I'm sorry I wasn't listening did you say something?
  14. You don't buy me lottery tickets anymore
  15. That I love you
  16. Always says "open sesame" in front of a automatic door
  17. I'm going back to eating chili with oyster crackers instead of Frito Scoops
  18. Went a farm and did the chicken dance with a flock of Bantam Chickens
  19. Went to a farm and fed bacon to a pig
  20. Tried to tickle an octopus, it didn't end well.
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