Mode 7

Is expecting a visit from Doomer next Saturday with that suspicious overnight bag

uses skeletons as a xylophone

Always carries a skeleton handcuff key everywhere he goes

I almost forgot. inside that suspicious overnight bag are two plane tickets to Saint Tropez

Has made plans to go out next Satruday night and is even taking an overnight bag with him although the contents in said overnight bag are very suspicious 4 hacksaw blades, a handcuff key, rope, a razor blade with money wrapped around it, ball bearings, multiple screwdrivers and a detailed map of Folsom prison...I'll just look the other way and just wish you luck.

Stole Rebecca from Zeni

Has a unhealthy obsession with manscaping

Committed felonious assault on a mime

Holds the record for being captured the most times on America's Most Wanted

Laughed at every criminal that was arrested on Cops

Sounds like Urkel when laughing

Sounds like Muttley when laughing

Never has enough time to do all the nothing he wants

Has a command of thoroughly useless information

Frozen supreme Pizza and a movie. All Dogs go to Heaven I haven't watched this decades.

Used to be a Hooters girl

Bought a Judas Chair shaped scratching post for her cat

Was the real life inspiration for Cornholio

Personally I'd toss it or maybe send it Packard

Uses alien probes on unsuspecting Olive Garden waiters in the bathroom

Went joyriding in a alien spaceship

Was probed by aliens

blames everything on aliens

Used to shave Kurt Angle's head

@Doom Metal Alchemist