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Regrets renting one of his spare rooms to Mr Hoonie because there's a horrific odor he can't rid of. He now suspects that Mr Hoonie was sneaking Packard over for their late night pinochle games.

Evicted Mr Hoonie after he ate the last slice of chocolate blueberry cake.

I'm the opposite.

Wants to bring back the World Bodybuilding Federation.

I wonder if my father still has his massage table? I don't want to borrow it or anything although I do need to get a new table I just think it's a waste of money buying an expensive piece of equipment if you're not going to use and not being properly trained to use said equipment. It's also stupid to buy a massage table just to impress women if you're only skill is erotic touch something anyone can do why waste money on a table? If you really want to impress her get her the table and show off your trigger point releasing skills now that's a flex.

Excluding shounen I really long for the days of the max number of episodes for an anime were 50 instead of multiple seasons where you have to wait 30 years for the next season.

Steals ice cubes from the Olive Garden.

It takes her 47 minutes to make 7 minute frosting.

Always describes Fugg's hooha as the world of wow.

Owns every issue of Mr. T's T-Force comic books.

Built an altar of Fugg's hooha in his bedroom

Orders a bowl of cereal at every restaurant he goes to.

Threw a rutabaga at Mr. Hoonie after he spilled Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal on all over his chicken suit.

Puts Parmesan cheese on his Corn Flakes.

I really miss making homemade lemonade

AI art is trash.

Signed up Ghostrek to join the French Foreign Legion.

Has started a petition to replace Cheetah Lounge dancers with actual cheetahs.

Broke up with his girlfriend after finding out that she cheated.

Is no longer welcomed in Montreal.

Sleeps upside down like a bat

Threw a zucchini at his cuckoo clock because he thought it was bad mouthing him.

Makes Mr. Hoonie order from the kids menu whenever orders DoorDash.