-Kudasai-

Carrot cake and German chocolate cake are both gross 🤢

If only he could take a hint

It's ok to not like a specific genre of music. It's ok to have a preference for a certain type of music. You're not going to like everything and that's fine as long you're crapping on other people's taste in music listen to what makes you happy. And the hell with those who tell you that you need to be more open minded and listen to other things, no the fuck you don't. Experiment with other genres because it's something you want to do and not because some idiot tells you should.

Always goes to PTA meetings despite having no kids

Used to drive to and from elementary school

Faith No More in my opinion is the most underrated band ever

Got Mr Hoonie a job as an Olive Garden waiter

Eats cereal with relish

Found out the hard way that an outhouse was not an elevator

Steals shopping carts from Walmart and uses them as BBQ grills

I'm still trying to figure out what a holy carp is

Convinced Ghostrek that the TV is talking to him

Has a voodoo doll of Tony Khan

Laughs whenever someone says yellow-bellied sapsucker

Once paid off a parking ticket in pennies

Always knocks over the neighborhood children whenever she's racing towards the ice cream truck

Sings this song to her cat

From my personal experience people want to try and be your friend when you're actively trying to avoid being around them

Sings this song everyday in the shower

Chili from the crockpot

lives in a igloo