[classic swim]

You stay strapped though.

Billy Bob boomers still wanting to suck his asshole to the fiery depths. “Still voting!”

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My outdated browser fortunately makes it less annoying for me except images still fucking sucks now.

HBDs

I’ve been racially profiled by the same noob cop and I have to wonder what the endgame is if I know the law, have gotten second opinions reaffirming that I know the law... I mean what the fuck is there to prove? Just wasting time?

Happy Memorial and happy 21st to ASMB.

It’s not tough getting over some of the macho pride shit you were taught as a kid. “Fair fights” for instance was something I thought existed or could exist when I was naive. It’s either a sucker punch or you get shot, those are your options. Dudes out there wanna sock you for even calling them a bitch jokingly and I just don’t wanna be in a world where I cry about shit like that and still want to be the super serious bullfighter.

Media in the ‘00s got off on the “America’s fat and you are fat and also capitalism” soapbox and now we just don’t really care anymore.

https://variety.com/2024/film/obituaries-people-news/morgan-spurlock-dead-super-size-me-1236015338/amp/

Old ass dog.

I didn’t roll out the red carpet lol I just have a shit fridge with not enough space and was finishing trash to make room for more trash. I got less than half of rum from months ago untouched and some malt licky. I don’t typically buy 34 dollar bundles because it’s worthless.

Drank nearly all the leftover booze in my fridge just to make room for this, and still want more. If I literally shit my heart out at 6AM then oh well. Memorial weekend.

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I remember walking through an alleyway that had a little roll of dice on the ground, and thinking how laughable that cartoon ghetto shit was for 202-.