[classic swim]

Hmm, well.....

Some leeway for the sake of gender inclusivity: Ladies squatting over Mr. Tyson will be left entirely optional. You can do the Castro laugh as you’re peeing into a hefty pail container. Then you can just dump it at his face as he’s getting up like he’s a softball coach.

Thought it could go unsaid, but I’m updating the rules once again to say for this hypothetical... you must be an adult. Please be aware that if you still insist on being a child or infant, then that means your own parent or legal guardian has to commence the challenge on your behalf.

Part of the challenge is simply being brave and respecting primordial instinct. You cannot be afraid.

He already has money!

While Castro’s dead now and wasn’t deceased in the year 1990, you’re still only doing a mere imitation and he’ll be too out of it to possibly know the real reference. But yes that was quite a good impression.

Nope, you gotta laugh like Fidel Castro as a deliberate taunt.

You get an extra 5 million if you rub your nuts across his face (whilst pissing) to wake him up a little faster.

Your response in the pedo thread made me laugh a lot and I wish you a healthy and speedy recovery!

Jake really ain’t worth piss.

Has to be before now that you mention this...

He’ll slowly open his eyes and will immediately start spazzing. He’ll try screaming “what the fuck” just barely out of sleep and it’ll get in his mouth. You’re staining his priceless white furniture. You also have to loudly fake laugh like Castro while you’re doing this. Even when running away or attempting to run away.

I remember the pizza burgers.

Doesn’t look like there’s enough dribbles of rat shit.

Scoob’s in Yonkers.

Chicago’s supposed to be on top so I don’t know. When I went to Philly for [as] Fest I remember being so let down by their pie. Pretty sure it made me sick.

BBQ and Buffalo chicken pizza shouldn’t be illegal but that’s some real glutton shit.

I wanna at least show interest in improving. Everyone’s just their own person. Can’t change whatever your sense of humor is. Can’t pick away at anyone’s ear just cuz they might not have patience for you. Sincerity’s a good thing to have but sometimes shit just doesn’t work for other people.

*2 weeks.

Some of the greatest shit ever put to paper was made before the Atomic Bomb.

My deepest condolences, Gemini.