[classic swim]

- The Master and The Molotov. • 2008 According to Dimitri, the only feasible end to this Faustin and Petrovic war would be removing the head and turning away from history. Rascalov is hiring Niko to kill his best friend, and to supposedly end the bloodshed. Mikhail and his loyal soldiers will be waiting at their cabaret.

“You know, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules.” - Dimitri Rascalov

Happy birthday!

Wished for gummy bears to be alive and shaped like grizzly bears.

Roman: I'm high on life, man. American life. It's the fast-food, the cheap gas, the fake titties - there's a short cut for everything here. You just need to know where it is. Niko: Yeah, but most people don't know where it is so they stay at the bottom of the food chain. They stay there until they're burnt out or dead. Roman: That's because most people are too foolish to look for the shortcuts. - - Every move I make is a gamble. I'm going to get knocked back a few times, sure. But one day I'll find that short cut to the top. If you're lucky I might take you there with me.

Gun shop owner: You fucking russkies are milkin’ me dry. I ain’t a cow! Niko: I ain’t Russian.

... • 2008 Niko Bellic has taken on the joyous wonders of vigilante contract kills.

... • 2008 Niko & Little Jacob play some pool at the Yardie stronghold Homebrew Café.