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[classic swim]

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  1. Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake I’m 37 years old Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake Drake the best years of my life are behind me and talking about rich chomos gives me fucking oxygen for some reason Drake Drake Drake
  2. Petered out from the wine but good time even with that mess.
  3. Superbowl food’s made us a little cunty tonight!
  4. Traveled to ghostrek’s house to give him some pizzas hot dogs and corndogs for him to enjoy and also made sure that the pizzas, hot dogs and corndogs were all free.
  5. Messed with Sasquatch on behalf of Jack Link’s beef jerky.
  6. Well I’d be scared of catching something or being thrown in the tank. And maybe the personal shit that she did take. I’d like to think losing my whole ass mortal construct and sentience wouldn’t be part of that risk. But yeah I wonder who was babysitting.
  7. No, Benji asked you that.
  8. Convinces the 56 year old neighborhood Sicilian barber into going out from his shop to shave his big naked butt and penis in front of the police.
  9. Made fun of the neighborhood barber from Sicily by walking up to his face and playing with his bushy mustache and eyebrows.
  10. Ziti leftover from yesterday.
  11. What would the charge for that even be?
  12. I’ve been on and off with it forever, feels like they’ve made a million episodes under TBS.
  13. Yeah they waited until Family Guy’s revival to really showcase that branding. It was more of a general entertainment block before since you had X Files and Malcom.
  14. Don’t curse! Don’t curse at the fake callers, Henry! Don’t down that fireball, Henry! Don’t pretend to be insightful for 2 and a half hours recording that Cop & Crook track, Henry!
  15. Wants to curbstomp Hip Hop Harry at the Cheetah Lounge in Atlanta.
  16. Uses time travel to sneak into Orson Welles’ hotel room and shoot paintballs at him while he’s asleep in the nude.
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