[classic swim]

- It’s Your Call. • 2008 On top of lying about his wealth, Roman’s also somewhat of a depraved gambler and adulterer. Niko’s first apparent taste of the 'American Dream' would be protecting his cousin from Albanian mobsters and loan sharks.

Broker • 2008 An ex-city on its own, it maintains a distinct character apart from the rest of the city. Some areas are distinct for high crime rate.

- The Cousins Bellic. • 2008 After seven grueling months residing in smugglers haven Platypus ship; Niko Bellic has arrived in Liberty City. Niko’s cousin Roman being the only family to accompany and welcome him to the United States in open arms.

__________ “...During the war... we did some bad things, and bad things happened to us. War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other. I was very young, and very angry. Maybe that is no excuse...” - Niko

Rotisserie/tacos and champagne.

Was the jail guard who turned a blind eye when we all saw Judge Joe Brown take someone’s ass.

He and Judge Joe Brown were both arrested together back in 2014.

Him and Doom bought walkie talkies to save money on their phone bills.

He got pussybitch Nabs banned

He made angry bull noises when he got a Garbage Pail Kid for Christmas.

He snuggles with his wife and they eat General Tso’s Chicken in the bed together.

I didn’t think the brunch guy was that bad for her until they made an episode 40 years later where he’s got pictures of her everywhere. Most of Homer’s other flings are also kinder and more appreciative tenfold, while every Marge encounter is her being giddy with a blatant douche.

Annoying as hell that AV cables can’t be interchangeable and I have to buy the same thing again just to hook my other console up to my Magnavox. Yellow, white, red. Same shit. Same holes. Still have to go all the way to the other side of town because this is the one fucking thing that has to be manufactured differently each time.

... • 2001-2005 The War on Terror, along with Mayor O’Donovan’s eventual leave from public office would change Liberty City as we know it. A ban on Motorcycles would be lifted... but Ammu-Nation stores were soon outlawed. Possession of firearms became illegal under O’Donovan’s successor, Julio Ochoa.

Throws tomatoes at the strippers he doesn’t like.